TJ Morand, The Enemy

San Dimas High School football rules!

2010-07-14T10:52:00.000-07:00

It's been a while since I've been on here. Which is surprising because I've had alot of hateful shit building up in my mind.

I'm not sure if people still read this, or even care. But neither do I.

First thing I need to get off my chest is people and their drugs. Some of you are a lost cause but the rest, get your shit together and realize how fucking lame you are being. It's dirty and grosse.

I have to go though. I'll be back probably.
who knows

I will fucking kill you.

2009-11-01T08:39:00.000-08:00

What happened to the good old days when a man fought another man. Fists to faces. Instead of doing their fighting behind a keyboard and a screen.

I'm not gonna lie, this entire website blog thing was made to let people know that i fucking hate almost everything in this century so far. Including how fighting is done over the internet. If you cant get out of your mom's basement and say something to another person, face to face, than you are officially the biggest assclown in the world.

In a way it feels like I'm the pot calling the kettle black right now. Or however that retarded saying goes. Because I hate on probably 80 percent of the world on this website. But no this is different. Whatever.

Anyways. Halloween was fucking far out. A good time was had by all.
Mark Berndt held it DOWN with his Silent Bob. I didn't hear him say a word the entire night.

Fuck it.
I'm hung over, and I'm gonna eat a sandwich.

Post Script.
That Olive Garden commercial with the parents who take the girl out to dinner everytime they visit her at college or whatever. Needs to be taken off the radio/TV.
I don't know why this got approved by the Olive Garden marketing staff. Worst acting and those fuckers voices sound like nails on a chalkboard. I've never been to Olive Garden and after that stupid commercial, I will never fucking go there.
I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL SO MUCH.

Oh and Howard Manshine can fuck himself too.
Party!

H20 has the right idea.

Kill the Messengers

2009-10-03T17:08:00.000-07:00

Threw up the Burner, Kinda Dusty

2009-09-22T12:39:00.000-07:00

I haven't been on this in a while. I'm not too concerned to be honest. If there is anyone who actually reads this shit or cares, then I'm sorry that I've neglected you. I don't have much going on in my life, don't have much to hate on right now.

Except flip flops on men.
In my personal opinion, there is nothing more feminine you can do if you are a heterosexual man, then put on a pair of these things. Sure they might be "comfortable" but what's so uncomfortable about a pair of slippers, or just barefoot. And yes I've tried them on. It felt like an alien was wrapping itself around my foot. John Wayne must be rolling over in his fucking grave.

Another summer trend that's got me really pissed off is these huge hercules boot sandals that girls are wearing.. If you don't know what I'm talking about, just type "hercules sandals" into google and it's the first image to come up.
But I digress. The middle ages are over, the invasion of Troy was a success, let the past stay in the past. I don't find these sandals to be attractive and there is NO way they are remotely comfortable, again it looks like an alien is wrapping itself around your calves. A brown alien.

Also I don't like people between the ages of 12 and 15. They're dumb, annoying and think they're the fucking bee's knees.

Buttt on a lighter note, to catch you all up on my life, here's what I've been into lately...

Skateboarding is so fun.
I need to eat.

Peace.

Ain't Nothin But A G Thang

2009-06-10T14:50:00.000-07:00

Alright so we just got the Deathwish Summer tour video in. I think it's good. The skating is insane and the partying might be a little too much. But Marky made a poll on the SK8 Skates blog asking what you think of Antwuan Dixon. Personally I think he is sick as hell even though he clearly has a short fuse.

plus, He skated to Nothin But a G Thang... which is good.

Anyways. Head over to the SK8 Skates blog and keep up to date on it. We've been getting a whole whack of gear in the shop and Marky is keeping the world up to date on it. Word.

Big ups!

Also.. did you see Lizard King's one foot backside 180 Wallenberg? If you haven't do yourself a favor and check it out NOW!!

Deathwish is killing it. Buy their gear and support skateboarders doing it for skateboarders.

Headphones:
Ill Al Skratch

Anything Goes When It Comes to Hooooes

2009-06-01T18:17:00.000-07:00

I was looking through my Winamp library yesterday and realized 98 percent of my music was made before 1997. So that's awesome... I don't really care about any music being made presently. It's boring and annoying.

Anyways. There was a hotdog eating competition yesterday at the Mansion. Just as he predicted, the victor was Tyler Guerts.
I didn't enter.. I didn't want to embarrass of my friends..

Marky B has the pictures up on the Sk8 Blog though so you should all check them out and stay up to date on that link.

Congrats to Tyler though. The proud new owner of an authentic model Pirate Ship and 25 dollars.

He also won a Nike Professional Eating sponsorship..

I'm done.

But here's something completely unrelated... But way cooler.

Michael Jordan is the fucking greatest.

Punk Motherfucker with a Badge and a Gun

2009-05-19T11:15:00.000-07:00

I came across this while browsing the interweb. If you are too lazy to watch, its border patrol officers fucking with some pastor. They tase him, then beat him down after they pull him out of the car. It's unbelievable that those fucks think they could get away with shit like that.

Just because those fucking douchebag cops/patrols got all C's in high school and fucked up their future, doesn't mean they should be allowed to take their rage out on a pastor or any defenseless person.

NWA said it best. Fuck the police. Fuck them hard and fuck them mercilessly.

On the bright side, I finished reading Preacher Volume 2 yesterday. Hooray!

Headphones:

My children are screwed

2009-05-13T20:29:00.001-07:00

Remember when you were fifteen and all the girls in school would be "Bff's" one day, then the next week they would "hate that bitch with a fucking passion".
I figured our society had improved a little since i was fifteen. But I'm absolutely wrong. It's even fucking crazier now!
All the girls have turned into men in the aspect of "my dick is bigger than yours". Except its "I have more friends than you" or "I'm a better friend than you".
But they will also throw in the words bitch, hoe, or slut about sixty times to get their point across. It's all done on the internet, too.

I never want to have fucking kids. I would probably have a heart attack from all the stress of their bullshit immaturity.

I can't wait until this younger generation ages a little and realizes how stupid they all were.

God dammit I hate humans with a passion.

Even As a Crack Fieeeend, Mama, You Always Was a Black Queeeeen, Mama

2009-05-10T09:32:00.000-07:00

My mom isn't Afeni Shakur. And didn't smoke crack or anything, but she's still tight as hell. She cleaned my room yesterday. There was mould and it smelled like someone died in the closet a couple years ago.

Thanks Ma.

Also. chuck daly died yesterday. That's kind of a bummer

Karaoke Night

2009-04-27T08:27:00.000-07:00

I want to do these songs for karaoke one day. Very soon

I Came To Bring The Pain

2009-04-05T18:43:00.000-07:00

Mike Giant (California Dreamin')

In my opinion.. nothing is more appealing on a girl than tattoos. Not many people would agree. But I believe nothing is sexier than covering your body in art. Art that can define where you were at that exact time in your life.
What you were into, what you were going through and how you felt about life. It can all be seen by looking at people's tattoos.

It baffles me that there are people who think tattoos are ugly. There is absolutely nothing disgusting about tattoos. Unless it's a big tribal sleeve or barbed wire biceps. But those people get tattoos just for the sake of getting tattoos. There is no thought behind what they're getting, they just think it looked cool on the guy at the bar the other night.
The way I describe my tattoos to those narrow minded baby boomers who hate them, is like this... Picture your living room. You want to fill it with stuff that reminds you of your life. Some nice paintings, pictures of your family, some statues and basically everything you're into. But why do you do that? Because you want people to see what your life is all about when they come over and you love that stuff enough to have it in your home.. My body is like my living room. Except I can walk around and have that stuff I'm passionate about engraved into my flesh.

Plus on top of all that, if you get something done by somebody who has a good rep in the tattoo realm... Your body will look way cooler covered in art.

The only lying I would do is in the bed with you.

2009-03-29T10:36:00.000-07:00

This song is hitting the spot this morning

I can't figure out how I get bad songs stuck in my head though.. Like the one below...

My head is plagued with good music one day.. then it's infiltrated by shit like Swing by Savage. I'm not saying I hate the song either. I fucking love it. But I don't get why. I never listen to ballin' ass club dance hip hop.

I desperately hope that this doesn't lead me to start being into like... Soulja boy or something...
yikes

Passin' me by

2009-03-26T13:25:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it feels like life is one big joke. Especially when you are outside in a t-shirt one day. Feeling comfortable and ready for summertime. Then the next, you're shovelling two feet of snow from the sidewalk. If there is a God... then he must be one cruel bastard. And I say he "...because there is no possible way a woman could fuck things up this bad" (George Carlin)

I really want a cigarette right now. Every time I turn on the tv and change the channel, there is somebody smoking. You know that old saying "desperate times call for desperate measures"? Well I'm desperate for one... but there is no fucking way I'm brave enough to walk through two feet of snow to 7-11 for a pack of cigarettes. I would rather sit in front of the tv watching other people enjoy the smoke entering their lungs.

This city is killing my motivation...
But at least shit like this will keep me laughing..

I'ma Be Alright

2009-03-21T17:52:00.000-07:00

Alright. I don't know what people are thinking when they said the new Watchmen movie was good. Because it is the furthest thing from it. The acting reminded me of an elementary school play. They absolutely slaughtered the storyline by removing Veidt's alien/monster from the movie. After they didn't incorporate that I was ready to leave. Infact some guy behind me did leave. Lucky.

If you want your movie to be taken seriously... don't put Mickey from Seinfeld in it and make him be the "head honcho" in the jail with Rorschach.
The only things that made me appreciate the movie was how well they did the opening credits to Bob Dylan's Times They Are Changin and Kelly from Bad News Bears did a great job with Rorsschach.

What made them think "oh hey the crazy girl from Heartbreak Kid will be taken seriously if she takes up the role as Silk Spectre 2"... she sucks so bad. She looks like a really big ugly fish.

I'm over this.

Things that are motivating me
Weather
Brother Ali
Headphones
Markers on paper

"Guilty of being white" - Minor Threat

2009-03-14T17:43:00.000-07:00

I was wondering today. As much as we all try and act colorblind, every body still can differ a black and a white guy. And everybody has heard their fair share of native, asian, black, or purple racist jokes. But I've still never heard a joke about a white guy? I'm not saying that white people are pure and there is nothing wrong with them. But it's actually a little shitty that we are so bland and boring as a race. I would love to hear a white guy joke one day. I wouldn't get offended infact I would be psyched.

What does a white guy do on his day off?
Buys a tie... Picks up his drycleaning...
Booooring...

The only thing remotely close to a white guy joke is being called a cracker. or a honky. But I want to hear a joke. A knock knock joke, a bar joke, anything really.

I'm done.

ROTFLMAO

2009-03-06T10:51:00.000-08:00

How fucking hard is it to just say "ha ha". I don't want to decipher a fucking anagram to find out if somebody finds something funny or not.

And seriously, how do you laugh your ass off? Who came up with that term? Does it mean you were laughing so hard that your ass literally fell off? Or you were laughing so hard you shit yourself? I feel disgusted when i see "ROTFLMAO" because they're pretty much saying they're rolling around in their own shit. And seeing how it's mostly females who use this horrid internet term, that's not attractive. Infact I would never be able to look at you with any form of sexual interest again.

I'm excited forrrr...

2009-02-20T11:13:00.000-08:00

Everywhere we go

2009-02-17T10:44:00.000-08:00

I've been alot friendlier to people as of lately. I don't know why. Maybe it's my new singularity, maybe it's from reading Micheal Jordan's book? Who knows. All I know is that it's cool to be told by people how much nicer I've been.

But now onto the things that are really pissing me off.

-You ever notice that the only guys who get in fights at the bar are the ones who get all drunk before hand and say stuff along the lines of "I'm gonna get so much fuckin' pussy tonight, you fuckin fucks don't even fuckin know" But then normal guys end up taking the girls home, and these cocksocks get pissed off and start fights. Go fuck yourselves

-People who drive hummers. I guess you really do need the fourwheel drive on the rough terrain in Winnipeg Manitoba.

-Dudes who roll up their sleeves or wear muscle shirts to rep their badass tribal tatts. (do you seriously still have no clue how fucking gay tribal tattoos are?)

-The fact that some of my friends are spending winter in nicaragua, hanging out, and i'm here freezing my fucking ass off getting the worst booters and frostbite.

There's more. but I'll save it for another day.

So much trouble in the world.

2009-02-13T14:18:00.000-08:00

This is what I've been doing with my time. FTW

Who decided that Valentines day was a legitimate holiday? Fuck valentines day.
I don't have a girlfriend, but if I did, I don't want to be told what day to surprise her with a nice dinner or something.

"It's February 14th, looks like I've got to stop beating my wife and verbally abusing her and actually take her out. But tomorrow I'm getting right back to it"

If you need to be told a day to surprise your lover with chocolates or flowers, you're not actually getting the whole meaning of love. Love would be surprising them with shit like that every day of the year.

Anyways.

I moved home, and it is the best. All I do is draw, listen to bob marley and eat the best meals. My mom is like Martha Stewart. Minus the jail thing.

Other than that I have nothing more to say.

peace

You Know These God Damn Streets Are So Gritty, With Sour Milk From Titties That'll Spoil The City

2009-01-19T13:26:00.000-08:00

Counting down the days until I finally see the GZA live in action.

Last week I got in my first car mishap. I slid 15 feet on the ice and collided with the bumper of a huge ass white truck. His truck was barely damaged, a little dent in the back, exhaust pipe a little off center and a bit of paint from my car on there too. But my car on the other hand, is completely fucked up. It still runs. But the hood is bent up and my light is smashed in. According to MPI, this accident is my fault. Which makes sense, but it is still absolute horseshit. I did stop about fifteen feet behind this guy, but thanks to our good old pal Jack Frost, the street was icy. After sliding those fifteen feet and not being able to do anything about it (since it was rush hour and I would hit someone else too if I were to get in another lane) I'm now forced to drive around in a fucked up car that looks like Godzilla did a number on it. I'm thankful that it still drives and nobody was hurt.

This mishap makes me hate this city so much more than usual. I want to move the fuck away. Somewhere with a underground subway, warmer winters and less fucking idiots.

I have nothing more to say.

Indifference.

2009-01-10T11:35:00.000-08:00

I Wipe My Own Ass

2008-12-28T00:24:00.000-08:00

"It has happened to all of us. You’re watching a movie at your local multiplex when a couple of people near you start talking, texting, or even begin yelling at the screen. We read quite a few movie-going horror stories in our Question of the Week. You know that feeling — The feeling that something must be done. The feeling that the offender must be stopped. You might have even have had a split-second flash of the offending persons being shut up by brute force. But for most people, or at least any reasonable person, it ends there. You might make a loud “shhhhhhh!” sound, a polite way of saying “Shut the fuck up” without having to reveal your face in the dark movie theater. Heck, I usually don’t even do that.
Well, 29-year-old James Joseph Cialella Jr went to see David Fincher’s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at the UA Riverview Stadium 17 movie theater in South Philadelphia on Christmas. Seems like the Riverview isn’t the best theater to see a movie in, read some of the hilarious reviews of the “ghetto theater” on Google or Yelp. A family seated in front of Cialella began to talk during the film, so he told them to be quiet. But that didn’t stop the younger son from making comments. He even threw popcorn angrily at the talkative son, but the talk did not stop. Cialella became so enraged that he pulled out a Kel-Tec .380-caliber handgun and shot the father in the left arm.
Then what? Did Cialella run for it? Nope. He sat back down in his seat and watched the movie as others ran from theater. The police were called and arrived shortly after, less than an hour into the film screening. It is too bad that the shooter didn’t at least get to finish the movie before being hauled off to jail. The police confiscated the weapon and arrested the shooter.
James Joseph Cialella Jr is being charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, simple assault, recklessly endangering another person and weapons violations. The unnamed victim was treated at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital, and is said to be okay."
Source: Slashfilm

I can't say I feel bad for the guy who was shot. I fucking despise when people talk during the movies. Unless it was tonight when a guy was choking to death on his popcorn and they had to abruptly stop the movie and people were yelling out to call 911. The only frustrating part was how the whole ruckus started right at the climax of Seven Pounds.

I still can't be a jerk, the guy could have died. A little bit scary.

Anyways. Where is the point in going to a movie and talking during it. It's different if the movie is complete garbage and you have to make sarcastic remarks to get through it. There's a point in going to a movie, to watch it, soak it in, enjoy it. It's not a fucking Starbucks where you go with a friend, have a stupid, grande latte mocha chocolate what the fuck ever it is.
I'm sure that stupid kid would be pissed if I went in with my friends to fucking Scary Movie 8 or whatever horseshit movie he's into.

I'm over it. I just wanted to share that article.

Box:
Curb Your Enthusiasm

Baby It's Cold Outside

2008-12-18T11:08:00.000-08:00

Wow.

Chris has returned from minniapolis. From Wu-Tang. Am I jealous he got to see the group I've loved since the first time I heard 36 Chambers? Extremely.

There's seven days left until christmas and I've been listening to 102.3 Clear FM. For the Christmas music. Except for the odd Bing Crosby or Frank Sinatra song, it's definately the worst station ever. If you really want to laugh, turn your radio dials to 102.3 at around 7 or 8 at night to hear Delilah's show. She is the most self loathing "pity me" radio host I've ever heard.
A conversation I witnessed actually went like this
Delilah: Hello caller how are you
Caller: Hi, I would like you to play a song for my neice, she's been down in the dumps lately because all the kids at school have been making fun of her.
D: Oh that's a shame, I remember being in school having the same situation, kids would make fun of me because I wasn't the thinnest, I had acne, my mother would make my clothes from scratch, I didn't have the best grades and I didn't date boys.. Kids are merciless! But then I found that Christ was the only one I need and that I don't have to be perfect to get into Heaven

Mind you, the conversation wasn't that accurate. But that is the most I could remember.
But really. I don't think people want to feel uncomfortable and awkward when they call into your station to request a song. I really don't think they care about how much you hate yourself either. Sure it's a bummer, but if she actually found Christ then why the hell is she still dwelling on the past and annoying the bajeezis out of me. If Jesus actually existed I bet even He would want to fucking cancel your show and have a few hours of dead air instead of a windbag bitching about her past. People call in to request songs that make them happy, but the happiness cancels out when you make it awkward as hell when they call in.

And I'm definately sick of hearing Mariah Carey belt out All I Want For Christmas Is You. It's like listening to a canary getting choked out.

Fuck you Delilah. Play more Dean Martin.

Merry Christmas!

Six Shots To The Chest.

2008-12-08T09:33:00.000-08:00

I figured I would show you who the man behind the complaining really is..

Just kidding.. that's my brother.

A tour of my life seems like a good idea right now...
We play chess.

None of those boxes are empty, I have a problem.

It would make sense if me and Chris had some sort of random foot fetish, but we just like shoes.

Current coffee table book.

The mantle.. notice the Hacksaw picture and Billy Gunn figurine.

The guardians in my room.

Current bedtime book. How do you rotate pictures on this?

This collection can sum me up pretty well.

My entertainment unit. Pt. 1

Pt. 2

Monday Madness has infiltrated our apartment

Hidden Gem

Here's some people that can be seen on our couch

Well that's it...

FUCK Y'ALL!

This Shit Is Yo Deaf.

2008-12-07T12:53:00.000-08:00

How come people drive like complete morons in the winter. You'd think after living half of your life in the snowy city of Winnipeg, you would adapt to the icy roads and know what you're doing. But no. My favorite is being stuck behind the guy going 30 on Henderson Highway (no exaggeration) and then having him slow down to 10 for a turn. Keep in mind it was only -13...

I can understand not wanting to be in an accident. But holy fuck, grow a pair. I could probably get out of the car and push it faster than you're driving. Even with the icy roads.

Another thing that pissed me off recently, the other day I woke up to find scratches all over my chess board. Thanks Moo. You really fucked the dog on that one.

I can't even piece a sentence together right now. But you should pick up the new Common album. Definately worth a buy.

Boombox:
Common - Universal Mind Control

Let's Bring It Back To 94'

2008-12-06T23:27:00.001-08:00

GZA keeps it so real in this photo with the collared shirt.

Buy Some Flowers, Open Up Some Doors, She Needs Some Tampons Homie Go To The Store.

2008-12-06T10:36:00.001-08:00

photo: Swar

Here's a sneak peek at what I will be skating and getting wrecked on all winter.
Y'all some suckas.

Boombox:
Murs

Today's A Good Day To Die

2008-12-04T10:34:00.000-08:00

There's only twenty one more days until Christmas and twenty more until the 24 hour A Christmas Story marathon on TBS/Peachtree.

Even though I hate all religion with a burning passion and don't believe there was ever a Christ or God, I still celebrate Christmas with my family. I love christmas. Not only because of the presents. But because the time of year is awesome. The snow, lights, music, family, food, everything is a good time. For me atleast. I'm sure some people have a shitty Christmas. Which sucks. But I could easily say that Christmas is the one out of a few times a year that I get super psyched on people and their actions.

In other news...
Sk8 posted a new blog recently it's RIGHT HERE
Big ups to Marky for keepin it realer than real!

I need to shower I feel like a deep fryer.

Boombox:
Boyz N The Hood soundtrack

Skate and Create

2008-12-02T00:29:00.000-08:00

These videos blew my mind tonight.

Apparently this contest happened a while ago. I'm just seeing the footage now.
Skateboarding is so cool.

Goodnight.

Boombox..

nothing

Wa Dada Dang, Wa Dadada Dang HEY, Listen To My Nine Millemeter Go Bang!

2008-11-29T09:06:00.000-08:00

Last night Chris' passenger window got smashed. I can't help but feel somewhat responsible due to me asking him if we could park in his spot for a few hours. I apologized a few times but I don't think words can really do justice. Maybe I should go to the Manitoba Housing building with a sawed-off and demand some answers.
I wish.

Anyways. It's my mom's birthday today.
So happy birthday mom. You're awesome.

Headphones
New Ludacris is HYPE

My Grandfather Once Asked Me If I Care Whether I Live Or Die...

2008-11-27T20:58:00.000-08:00

I've decided to collaberate all of my favorite movie soundtrack songs into one big playlist.
Here we go..

1:Straight up Menace - MC Eiht(Menace 2 Society)
2:Stop Lookin At Me - Cutthroats(Menace 2 Society)
3:Ooh Child - The Five Stairsteps(Boyz n' The Hood)
4:How to Survive in South Central - Ice Cube(Boyz n' The Hood)
5:Let's Go - Kool Moe Dee(Boyz n The Hood)
6:Summer Madness - Kool And The Gang(Baby Boy)
7:Hail Mary - 2 Pac(Baby Boy)
8:Talk Shit 2 Ya - D'Angelo(Baby Boy)
9:Run For Cover - Eric B. and Rakim(House Party)
10:Ain't My Type of Hype - Full Force 5(House Party)
11:O.P.P. - Naughty By Nature(House Party 2)
12:Ain't Gonna Hurt Nobody - Kid N' Play(House Party 2)

I'm sure there's more, but these are the actual memorable ones.

My brother is going for surgery tomorrow. I'm not too psyched on that right now.
Goodnight.

Headphones
Kid n' Play

You Have To Be Honest and Unmerciful To Make It

2008-11-23T22:13:00.000-08:00

Fashion is so fucking stupid. Have you watched any of those runway shows or seen pictures of them? Holy shit. Apparently not eating breakfast for a month straight and wearing a vest made of feathers and porcupine flesh, makes you beautiful. Do people honestly think that's sexy or artistic. It's probably as artistic as that guy who tied a dog up and starved it for a month. Pretty much the same thing to be honest.

I hate models. Every single one that I've met, is a stuck up bitch/prick who thinks they're better than you because people dress them up in stupid underwear and take pictures. Newsflash. You're not beautiful. You seem more naive, letting these psychopaths starve you and mentally torture you to look a certain way, walk a certain way and dress a certain way. Models aren't people to admire, they're more-so people you feel bad for. Or atleast I do. I really don't give a shit if people don't think the same way actually. But you should because I'm right.

If I want to know how a shirt looks, I'll try it on. I don't care how some fucking douchebag with spiked hair and lacoste shoes looks in it.

Goodnight.

Headphones -
About to listen to Whiskeytown.

January 21st....

2008-11-20T22:09:00.000-08:00

......Is going to be the best way to start off 2009.

It's Yours, The World In the Palm of Your Hand

2008-11-18T10:53:00.000-08:00

So I got my first parking ticket yesterday.
Apparently parking on a side street between 9 and 5:30 for more than two hours requires a 25 dollar fine. I could see if I'd parked there, backwards or with my front end half on the road. But no. I was parked like a normal person would park.
Is our society seriously that greedy that it won't allow people to park on their own street, a hundred (maybe less) feet away from their own house, for more than two hours? Where the fuck is the point in owning a car if you can't park in places that should be parked in? I would love to be able to take a transit bus or a cab to point B. But with the rising cost of bus fares, and the overpowering smell in taxi cabs, I choose not to. Maybe I'll just write a letter to the city.

"City Of Winnipeg,

Gofuckyourself.

Sincerely, TJ Morand"

But in all honesty. I've never been in a cab that doesn't smell like a cat died in the glovebox two months earlier. It's not even the East Indian drivers who smell that bad contrary to popular belief. It's all of them. White, black, asian, east indian, alien or whatever else. It's horrible. I can pick up when my armpits smell, in maybe four seconds after they start smelling. But these people drive around all day in a contained box of their own stench, how do they not know?
It's almost like a riddle.

PS.
Somebody buy me those Wu Tang boots.

Headphones...
Pastor Troy

Cash Rules Everything Around Me, CREAM Get The Money, That's Right Go Get Yours Dummy!

2008-11-16T22:47:00.000-08:00

It's weird, nothing really pissed me off today? Am I normal now?

Oh wait, I stepped in water. Because our fridge is broken. Why you may ask? Because our landlord is a fucking moron.

And I also got irritated with some guy I saw in the mall wearing those cool guy shades and an off-center hollister polo thing (un-popped, thank god), and the tightest gold chain around his neck. That made me remember why I hate going to the mall. But then I had New York Fries and realized why I keep returning.

I don't think I'm in a bad enough mood to write anything good right now.

Fuck It

Headphones
Ready To Die

December Twenty Fifth Now Thought The Birth Of Christ Was Saturnalia When Men Got Drunk Fucked Eachother And Beat Their Wife

2008-11-11T12:07:00.000-08:00

UFC is the most gay thing I have ever seen. Two guys, in a very greasy and sweaty cage, tackling eachother and getting all up on one another. Both with the same jock-douchebag mentallity and the same barbed wire and tribal tattoos that look they were done in their friends meth lab. Probably also wearing some kind of Tapout or Affliction shirt. Sounds just about as gay as Clay Aiken.

The best is when those guys take themselves to a bar and walk around with a pissed off look and stare you right in the eye when they walk past you. They also always end up leaving with the one girl with the platinum blonde hair, who's wearing a pink mesh-back hat and those black highwaisted sweats/tights/whatever they are. They'll usually say "Badass" or "Sexy" across the ass. But in reality they should just say "Wear No Cover, Come Right In".

UFC fans who are reading this, how have you not realized how lame it is. There's usually one punch thrown, the rest is just submission moves and leglocks, which happen to be two of the gayest sounding words that relate to wrestling or fighting.

I met some guy who actually liked this shit and he honestly said one time, "Oh yeah he beat the shit out of him in that PPV!" But what actually happened, one of the guys threw a punch, the other guy ducked, then went straight up to him and put him in a hold, then they rolled around and hugged, then they got tired and one guy "won"........
Wow that definately is some ultimate fighting....!

I have to go to work.

Headphones...
Ras Kass

Last night I had a dream that I shit my pants. And today that almost happened.

2008-11-06T13:30:00.000-08:00

Speaking of shit..

Everytime I hear the words "Cindy Klassen is a hometown hero!" I want to vomit. She's not a hero. She's the furthest thing from a hero. When did we start depicting athletes as Gods. "Wow that Micheal Phelps is my hero because he can swim fast!" He's not a hero either. Just because somebody can swim fast or skate fast, doesn't mean they should be making millions of dollars and getting streets named after them. Athletes can't be heroes, they do nothing to better society or help someone. How come people can't realize who the real heroes are? Teachers, doctors, firemen or (some) police officers. My grandma's a teacher and has helped hundreds of kids learn how to read, write and count. How come she doesn't get a fucking street named after her. I would rather look up to her than some bitch who can skate fast.

I'm done.

Chills.

2008-11-04T22:47:00.001-08:00

Who would've thought.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One Eyed Man Is King

2008-11-02T22:21:00.000-08:00

I've seen enough shitty Joker costumes to keep me pissed off until next hallowe'en. What I loved most is how every single one of the people I saw dressed as The Joker didn't know shit about Batman. Trust me, I asked hoping to find one, just one fellow fan.. But I got nothing but a bunch of douchebags who think that "Heath Ledger is the shit, even if he did fuck that guy in Brokeback Mountain".. I hope Heath Ledger comes back from the dead and rapes you.

In other Hallowe'en related hatred. How come October 31st is starting to turn into "Dress like a tramp Day"? Almost every girl I saw dressed up had a miniskirt/short shorts, and their tits flopping out of their shirt. I'm not saying that it's demeaning or I'm disgusted. I'm not a male feminist like some people we may or may not know... But I am intrigued as to how girls just think it's cool to dress like that and feel no shame. Maybe next year I'll throw on a black open robe, a white collar and a pair of briefs with my johnson hanging out of the side and say I'm a slutty priest.

If you drank a 26 of rum on any other night of the year wearing a cape and leather tights, people might think you're a crazy alcoholic. But if you do it on October 31st then who fuckin cares hey?
Nobody even goes trick or treating past eight anymore. Everyone is so scared of poison candy and pedophiles, which go hand in hand apparently.

I'm planning on spending next years hallowe'en on my roof with a bucket full of eggs so I can throw them at who ever is dressed up as the Joker again.

Bedtime.

Headphones..
RJD2

"What?... All I Hear Is Rich Black Guys" - Evan Burchuk with Headphones On.

2008-10-26T23:35:00.000-07:00

The newest addition to my family (not the same car as shown in photo)

My dad gave me his 1994 Pontiac Sunbird for my birthday. I'm thinking of putting some flame decals on the side... Just so I can look like the biggest fucking chotch in the world.

Seriously. What's the deal with people who think that decals actually look good on a car. If you do it as a joke to simply poke fun at all the asians and muscle dummies, then good job. But if you actually have some form of decal on your car and you're remotely proud of it. Then go fuck yourself. I'm sick of seeing Roxy, Quiksilver, Billabong and any other terrible Board Short producing company stickers in the back windows of people's cars. These people need to stop shopping at West 49, because I'm ready to snap and smash a window or slashing their tires. The funniest/most ridiculous part of this whole trend, is that a good 75 percent of the people with these stickers or decals have never stepped foot on a surfboard or snowboard. I'm not saying I have, but even if I did I wouldn't promote the worst companies on the windows of my car. I guarantee you I could walk around the North Kildonan area of the city and count about 25 stupid decals on cars within an hour. Including the ones of Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes pissing on a Ford logo or something gay like that.

I've never understood this whole obsession of spending ridiculous amounts of money on your car. Putting street glow on it, spoilers, tinting the windows and redoing the entire interior. Save your fucking money and put it towards something important. If you live in your car, it's a completely different story. You've got to be proud and happy with where you live. You're not "cool" if you drive it down Main every sunday night and waste alot of gas just to make alot of noise and annoy people, making them wait in traffic. It's an automobile, designed for getting to Point B quicker than walking or on horseback. I must say though, if I saw someone riding a painted horse down Main on sunday, than I would be impressed. But if they're in some lame car with glitter paint and a four foot tall spoiler, blasting 50 cent or some other marginally talented rapper, then I sincerely hope they eat shit and die.

If you have an El Camino or Monte Carlo, then that's cool, those are nice cars. As long as you don't make it look like God just took a big steaming shit on it.

In other news, my girlfriend is awesome. If you don't have one, find one. Fuck playing the field, bringing random ass girls home from the bar and risking getting Herpes or some other hilarious STD. I can't lie and say I feel bad for people with STD's, unless they're born with it. But if you catch it, then you're stupid. Wear a jimmy you fucking cunt. Teenage pregnancy is the farthest thing from awesome. I'm a good example of this. (but my parents are awesome and I'm happy they did what they did or else you wouldn't be reading this.)

I'm tired, but have alot of stuff pissing me off. I guess I'll save it for another entry. Until then. Thanks for reading this far and not closing the window. You're awesome. Unlike the people driving up and down Main street tonight trying to impress the girls in their really sexy Tapout and Afflicted gear.

Headphones:

Bob Marley and the Wailers.

One Eight Seven

2008-10-22T19:58:00.000-07:00

It's my birthday tomorrow. I'm not as excited as I used to get. Probably because I'm older now and not much excites me anymore. I see the world as it really is and get less and less psyched to grow up. Nothing is Power Rangers and Biker Mice From Mars anymore. It's serious now and it's getting harder and harder everyday to read the news. Humans are being corrupt by greed and jealousy and it's ruining our society. I really don't want to grow up.

Peter Pan had it all. Too bad Robin Williams is a jackass and thought it would be cooler to be a gay lawyer than a kickass Lost Boy.

That's why I hate Robin Williams.

And his caveman knuckles.

An Entry Fueled by Hatred. Deal With It

2008-10-09T21:13:00.000-07:00

"...pornos are to jacking off, what snowboarding is to skateboarding. It's so much work. you need a mountain, snow, gloves, a bunch of gay clothes, a lift ticket, a lift, boots, a snowboard and a shit ton of drinks afterward to help you forget how gay you are for doing it in the first place. Skateboarding, you just walk out the door and hop on your board and you're good."

-Dave Carnie

Incase you couldn't tell. I've hated snowboarding so much for my entire life. I tried it once, maybe twice when I was ten. Never again. I would rather sit on a comfortable couch, drink hot chocolate and relax for the winter instead of whipping down a steep ass hill getting snow in my nose and windburn on my cheeks. At least with skateboarding you can get off your board and hang out with your friends. On a nice day, share a few laughs, a few drinks maybe and just skate around. Opposed to being strapped to a board and not being able to really socialize with your friends because your voice is muffled by your scarf/neckwarmer. The only drink that tastes good when you're snowboarding is hot chocolate. You can't enjoy a good slurpee or a cold water. I'm sure a few snowboarders are going to read this and hate me. But in reality I don't give one, even two shits if you do. Because you look like a fairy frolicking around in the snow.

I had to get that off my chest. I'm sick of people talking about how "amped" they are to snowboard this winter. Nothing has pissed me off this much. Oh well.

In other news. We went and saw Religulous last night.

It was awesome. Which is what I had expected. For a while now I've been an agnostic but before that I was one of the many who had been brainwashed into believing there was a God or Jesus. But I don't like being tricked. Now, after reading countless books, articles. Seeing Religulous, and the movie that kickstarted it all for me, Zeitgeist. I just cannot agree with the idea of a "God". It all just seems like a big old fairy tale. It's up there with Green Eggs and Ham.

I stole this article from the Daily Show website. Read it and I guarantee you will think twice about "accepting Jesus into your heart".

"The god Horus was recorded into egyptian history 3,000 years before jesus, and yet they are nearly identical in recorded life experience. What are your thoughts on their similarities listed below? And if this confrontation upsets you, why? What is wrong with analyzing recorded history and asking legitimate questions? Thats what Bill Maher is doing, and i'm greatful for that.

1. Both were conceived of a virgin.

2. Both were the "only begotten son" of a god (either Osiris or Yahweh)

3. Horus's mother was Meri, Jesus's mother was Mary.

4. Horus's foster father was called Jo-Seph, and Jesus's foster father was Joseph.

5. Both foster fathers were of royal descent.

6. Both were born in a cave (although sometimes Jesus is said to have been born in a stable).

7. Both had their coming announced to their mother by an angel.

8. Horus; birth was heralded by the star Sirius (the morning star). Jesus had his birth heralded by a star in the East (the sun rises in the East).

9. Ancient Egyptians celebrated the birth of Horus on December 21 (the Winter Solstice). Modern Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus on December 25.

10. Both births were announced by angels (this is not the same as number 7).

11. Both had shepherds witnessing the birth.

12. Horus was visited at birth by "three solar deities" and Jesus was visited by "three wise men".

13. After the birth of Horus, Herut tried to have Horus murdered. After the birth of Jesus, Herod tried to have Jesus murdered.

14. To hide from Herut, the god That tells Isis, "Come, thou goddess Isis, hide thyself with thy child." To hide from Herod, an angel tells Joseph to "arise and take the young child and his mother and flee into Egypt."

15. When Horus came of age, he had a special ritual where his eye was restored. When Jesus (and other Jews) come of age, they have a special ritual called a Bar Mitzvah.

16. Both Horus and Jesus were 12 at this coming-of-age ritual.

17. Neither have any official recorded life histories between the ages of 12 and 30.

18. Horus was baptized in the river Eridanus. Jesus was baptized in the river Jordan.

19. Both were baptized at age 30.

20. Horus was baptized by Anup the Baptizer. Jesus was baptized by John the Baptist.

21. Both Anup and John were later beheaded.

22. Horus was taken from the desert of Amenta up a high mountain to be tempted by his arch-rival Set. Jesus was taken from the desert in Palestine up a high mountain to be tempted by his arch-rival Satan.

23. Both Horus and Jesus successfully resist this temptation.

24. Both have 12 disciples.

25. Both walked on water, cast out demons, healed the sick, and restored sight to the blind.

26. Horus "stilled the sea by his power." Jesus commanded the sea to be still by saying, "Peace, be still."

27. Horus raised his dead father (Osiris) from the grave. Jesus raised Lazarus from the grave. (Note the similarity in names when you say them out loud. Further, Osiris was also known as Asar, which is El-Asar in Hebrew, which is El-Asarus in Latin.)

28. Osiris was raised in the town of Anu. Lazarus was raised in Bethanu (literally, "house of Anu".

29. Both gods delivered a Sermon on the Mount.

30. Both were crucified.

31. Both were crucified next to two thieves.

32. Both were buried in a tomb.

33. Horus was sent to Hell and resurrected in 3 days. Jesus was sent to Hell and came back "three days" later (although Friday night to Sunday morning is hardly three days).

34. Both had their resurrection announced by women.

35. Both are supposed to return for a 1000-year reign.

36. Horus is known as KRST, the anointed one. Jesus was known as the Christ (which means "anointed one".

37. Both Jesus and Horus have been called the good shepherd, the lamb of God, the bread of life, the son of man, the Word, the fisher, and the winnower.

38. Both are associated with the zodiac sign of Pisces (the fish).

39. Both are associated with the symbols of the fish, the beetle, the vine, and the shepherd's crook.

40. Horus was born in Anu ("the place of bread" and Jesus was born in Bethlehem ("the house of bread".

41. "The infant Horus was carried out of Egypt to escape the wrath of Typhon. The infant Jesus was carried into Egypt to escape the wrath of Herod. Concerning the infant Jesus, the New Testament states the following prophecy: 'Out of Egypt have I called my son.'" (See Point 13)

42. Both were transfigured on the mount.

43. The catacombs of Rome have pictures of the infant Horus being held by his mother, not unlike the modern-day images of "Madonna and Child."

44. Noted English author C. W. King says that both Isis and Mary are called "Immaculate".

45. Horus says: "Osiris, I am your son, come to glorify your soul, and to give you even more power." And Jesus says: "Now is the Son of Man glorified and God is glorified in him. If God is glorified in him, God will glorify the Son in himself, and will glorify him at once."

46. Horus was identified with the Tau (cross)."

If you don't believe Jon Stewart is telling the truth, go to the library and read a book. Not the Bible. Since it's a big book of fairy tales. And if someone is going to preach to me about how I'm negative or something. Then fuck off and don't read this blog again. Because that's just how I am.

PS. sorry Mom!

"You know the name of the game yo' girl chose me. Now we can handle this like gentlemen or we can get into some gangsta shit."

2008-10-07T12:15:00.000-07:00

The official: Most gutsy halloween costume ever.

I was going to go as shaggy for halloween. Not the rap artist, but from Scooby Doo. But my hair is getting long and annoying and i want to cut it more than anything. So now I'm obliged to figure out something new. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

In other unrelated news, I was told the other day again that I resemble James Franco in Freaks and Geeks days. Which I got so psyched on because he's a handsome cat. Upon being told this I went and bought the Freaks and Geeks box set. And Detroit Rock City. Just for kicks.

Now I'm going to go to work because apparently I'm a massochist since I still work at American Apparel and am too lazy to look for new employment.

I'll leave you with this trailer for the upcoming Notorious BIG biopic.

Can't wait to see this one.

Dead Snow

2008-10-02T20:51:00.001-07:00

Reading Slashfilm today and I came upon this slice of excellence...

A norwegian movie called Dead Snow. The main idea.

BLOODTHIRSTY ZOMBIE NAZIS!!

The Description:

"A group of eight friends drive to a cabin in northern Norway where German troops where slaughtered by angry locals living there in 1945. Now the undead zombie Nazi soldiers feast on whoever comes there way"

If for some reason you understand norwegian, than you're in luck. Because the trailer isn't in english. But it doesn't matter because it still looks like an award winner... Maybe a little exaggeration there.. Who knows.

Here's the trailer...

They Laughed Throughout Their Talking, With Every Round Words Come Into Meaning

2008-09-28T14:23:00.000-07:00

soon enough...

I've found myself loving this chilly weather. There's nothing better in my opinion that wearing a comfortable jacket and going for a nice walk. To work, a friends, anywhere. I love Autumn. Nothing beats it.

Fall playlist:

Murs - Murs For President

Big L - The Big Picture

De La Soul - 3 Feet High and Rising

I started listening to minus the bear again. I forgot how good this band is.

One Nation Under God, Over A Burning Cross

2008-09-26T23:36:00.000-07:00

I spent a good portion of the night at my mom's with the lady watching the presidential debate. It was pretty interesting to say the least. McCain was pussyfooting around every question, by following it up with a namedrop, as usual. My personal favorite line of his was saying how "Americans need a more flexible president". I found this hilarious since Senator McCain is 73 and can barely lift his arms up to wave to the fans. I know it was only a metaphor but it still made me chuckle.

Any smart person knows that Senator Obama won that debate. He not only spoke like a president that you could respect, even idolize maybe. But he looked like it. He stood there confident, full of truth and sincerity. The way the President of the United States should look. He should not resemble a chimpanzee with a really bad haircut.

I sincerely hope Obama blows McCain out of the water in the next two debates. But knowing how stupid Americans can be, he will lose the entire election. Because people still don't know how to look past the color of someone's skin.

In my opinion, which might not be much, Barack Obama is a symbol for hope. Not only for the United States but for the whole planet.

Enough about my poorly written political opinions.

I really need a good sleep. But first I'm going to watch the newest episode of Smallville.

Because it's the greatest show ever.

On the Box:

Ras Kass

Blue Scholars

Fight. Fuck. Coke. Dust.

2008-09-24T19:51:00.001-07:00

So what the fuck is wrong with everybody now. All of a sudden, doing cocaine is the new black? It's not 1986 anymore. Everyone who is doing blow now because "it enhances the party" (or some other bullshit excuse), needs to look at themselves in the mirror. Realize what they're putting in their body. Think about how badly they are killing their brain, and grow the fuck up. I'm not really into hearing about how people I once respected, are now doing lines in the bathrooms of a very shitty dance club. Snorting dust up your nose isn't awesome, it's not hip, it's not what all the cool kids are doing. It's what fuck-ups and shitheads are into. Just because the "DJ" is doing it off the spacebar of his macbook, doesn't mean that you have to do it too.

My Favorite Skate Parts in Chronicological Order (idea stolen from Zach)

2008-09-23T18:20:00.000-07:00

Jamie Thomas - Welcome to Hell

Tony Trujillo - In Bloom

Jerry Hsu and Louie Barletta - Subject to Change (such a great song too)

Daniel Shimizu - That's Life

Andrew Reynolds - This is Skateboarding

Dan Drehobl - Krooked Kronicles

Yay.

You have to watch this.

2008-09-23T17:43:00.000-07:00

Stumbled on this. Had to share it. Sir Ben Kingsley is fucking cool

The Only Girl that can Make My Shit Jump With the Slightest Touch

2008-09-21T13:49:00.000-07:00

I love cereal so much. It makes me happy when I'm in a bad mood. It's like an anti depressant, except way healthier for you. If anybody is reading this who takes frequent trips to Fargo, or anywhere in the States. Then pick me up a box of Cocoa Pebbles and Fruity Pebbles. I'll pay you double what you payed.

Either way, I got Smallville season seven the other day, time to go waste a nice day.

Peace

On The Box

Cappadonna

I'm Here to Rescue You!

2008-09-18T14:07:00.000-07:00

2008-09-18T12:00:00.000-07:00

Animal Planet

Welcome to the Jungle where the cat loves to scratch

The rat squeals

And the polar bear feasts on the blubber of seals

The pack of wolves be scheming on a bunch of gazelles

Where the leopards grab the wilderbeast down by it's tail

You see the chimps they grow hips they hustle and sling in trees

Elephants for security that move tons of leaves

The bluebirds arrest parrots that love to talk

or eagles that stalk fresh-water trout under the wing of the hawk

You see the vultures pick the pocket of whatever remain

In the brain we watch but a shadow of the lion's mane

Whose roar is loud enough to take the stripes from a zebra

He camouflage his bets and his spots of a cheetah

Shouldn't gamble with a cheetah and not expect to get beat

You silly goose you know he move fast on his feet

Now you're neck deep in depth with a bunch of lone sharks

So you move on a colony of ants with aardvarks, you see

Most of the everglades controlled by the gators

It was crashed by the crocs who came years later

See the locusts had swarmed with the bees

the tick moved with the fleas

The dragonflies and the wasps shared with the seas

The crab and the leeches sucked your blood flow

And they laugh like hyenas when they out to catch dough

See a million mosquitos from the West now

Carrying the virus that made the boars less wild

Out of fear of the deer watch for the eye of the tiger

The Clutch from the Cobra and the venomous viper

Boa-constrictors that cut your circulation

Mosts of their prayers die from broke bones and suffocation

The owls are private eyes that watch from the bark

Black panthers are the militant who strike in the dark

Porcupines had a rep' for sticking everything that moved

In areas that the rhinos and hippos approved

And the giraffe was a look-out for gorillas in the mist

And the bats use their sonar to guide and assist

Those pelicans who smuggle contraband for the whale

While the skunks spray the scent to keep the dogs off the trail

The scorpion set up a sting for sly foxes

that use stool pigeons just to keep them in the boxes

While the black widow laid a web for the bachelor

like daddy-long-leg and his hype man, tarantula

They both prey on grasshoppers beetles and flies

And they all become instant meals the moment it dies

What costs little, is a little worth

so some lose they lives wandering on the wrong turf

From birth they grow up walking the thin line

It's like the jungle sometimes

-GZA

It's Like a Jungle Sometimes.

2008-09-18T11:03:00.000-07:00

Two thirty this morning I sat in bed wide eyed and restless. So I decided to throw in one of my favorite Sean Connery movies, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Honestly, I've loved the Indiana Jones trilogy since I was a little guy sitting in my dad's apartment, eating grilled cheese and playing with my Street Sharks. I refuse to see the new Jones installment. To me it just seems so stupid that they made a new one. The smartest thing George Lucas could have done was off himself around the early nineties, after he finished Indiana Jones, and before he started writing the Unholy Trilogy.

Anyways. I was checking out Slashfilm this morning and I came upon this super cool rant from Diablo Cody. She wrote it to all her haters and completely schools them. Anyways, read this...

"I may have won 19 awards that you don’t feel I earned, but it’s neither original nor relevant to slag on Juno. Really. And you’re not some bold, singular voice of dissent, You are exactly like everyone else in your zeitgeisty-demo-lifestyle pod. You are even like me. (I, too, loved Arrested Development! Aren’t we a pretty pair of cultural mavericks? Hey, let’s go bitch about how Black Kids are overrated!).

I’m sorry that while you were shooting your failed opus at Tisch, I was jamming toxic silicon toys up my ass for money. I get why you’re bitter. I took exactly one film class in college and– with the curious exception of the Douglas Sirk unit—it bored the shit out of me.
I’m sorry to all those violent, semi-literate fanboys who hate me for befriending their heroes. I can’t help it if your favorite writer, actor, director, or talk show host likes me. Maybe you would too, if we actually met.

I know my name is fake and that it annoys you. What, do you hate Queen Latifah and Rip Torn, too? Writers and entertainers have been using pseudonyms for years. Chances are, you’re spewing bile under an assumed screen name yourself. I’m sorry if you think I’m like some inked-up quasi-Suicide Girl derby cunt from 2002, but I like my fake name. It’s engraved on an Oscar. Yours isn’t." Source: Slashfilm

I'll leave you with this...

Bill Groundhog Day Ghostbustinass Murray.

"I Know Everything About Film, I've Seen Over Two Hundred and Forty of Them"

2008-09-16T20:28:00.000-07:00

If you haven't already seen it, and you're into western movies. Rent/buy/steal the movie Tombstone. It's by far one of my favorite westerns. Or atleast it's tied for first with The Magnificent Seven. There's nothing that is cooler than four men dressed in black with mustaches and guns.

Anyways. Last night we got to talking about movies, and their introductions. Discussing which was the best/coolest/most interesting one. And Nate one-upped anybody when he suggested the introduction to the movie Intermission.

I had never seen nor heard of this movie. But I checked out the trailer today and it stars Colin Farrell and Cillian Murphy (the guy who plays Scarecrow in Batman Begins/TDK). Needless to say, it looks pretty badass. But I had to see this so-called "awesome" introduction myself to be sold. So here it is...

If that's not awesome, then slap a hat on me and call me Fucked.

Final Words:

Nate you were absolutely right. And Colin Farrell. I'm going to disregard Daredevil.

But only because these were the best two minutes of a movie I've ever seen.

Now I'm going to sleep. My tonsils are the size of tennis balls.

The pain in my throat is almost as horrible as the pain of sitting through another Perfect Fill.

Thanks Universe, you're always able to even out shitty-ness perfectly.

Infecting my Speakers:

Zion I

Binary Star

Main Source

EDIT:

How come whenever I write something under a video I post, the structure of the sentences

always looks so fucked. Words are split up on lines. Blogger is blowing it.

I Don't Believe In Heaven Cause I'm Livin' In Hell

2008-09-15T14:44:00.003-07:00

Raekwon just earned the status of my favorite Wu member.

I love cereal.

Dear Zachary Treble

2008-09-09T13:57:00.000-07:00

Anyways. I've watched the Bob Saget Comedy Central roast twice in less than 36 hours and I've got to say. No comedy roast has ever come close to this one. At least in the vulgarity aspect. Some of my highlights from it included Sarah Silverman's video roast, and Cloris Leachman. Usually when a comedian roasts someone, they follow the jokes up with some kind words. Cloris Leachman did nothing of the sort. It was pure hatred. For everyone except Stamos of course. She is by far the coolest older lady I've ever seen on television.

I'm not sure if any of you have seen this. But if you're comedy fans, then I suggest watching. It's the roast of Richard Pryor. One of the greatest comedians of all time. The roastmaster is the most epic and hilarious, Paul Mooney. Enjoy.

Ever Since I Can Remember You've Been My Best Friend, Me and Hip Hop Til The End.

2008-09-03T20:22:00.000-07:00

Sick again. My not smoking sickness has finally hit me. My body has finally decided to heal itself. Fuck. But as Gary Coleman would say..

I found that picture today and I just had to use it for something. Unfortunately it doesn't really fit in with my story! Oh well.

My life recently has been purely Hip Hop. Not as much comic books as I would like. But unfortunately I'm running out of stuff to read. It's about the time to go to Book Fair to pick up a few books. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

Week's Playlist:

Das EFX - Dead Serious

Method Man - Tical

KRS One - Edutainment

Mike Birbiglia - Two Drink Mike

Lewis Black - Me of Little Faith

Diamond D and The Psychotic Neurotic - Stunts Blunts and Hip Hop

Champion - Promises Kept

Blacklisted - We're Unstoppable

Bad Brains - I Against I

I'm going to drink a gallon of water and then fall asleep. Goodnight.

The Recession

2008-09-01T10:53:00.000-07:00

Batman #613

Jim Lee

Cover from one of my favorite series "Hush".

There is word going across the interweb that Cher will be playing Catwoman in Christopher Nolan's next film. If this is true. Shoot me. Cher is an Amazon. There is no way her and Christian Bale will be able to stand face to face and it not be awkward as hell. Oh well. Everyone did think Heath was going to bomb in TDK. But he didn't. So maybe Chris Nolan has a few tricks up his sleeve.

Anyways. I found out who it was who called me the other night. It was Aaron's little brother's friend. I'm going to put my fucking fist through his heart if i ever meet this kid. I think the possiblity of that happening this weekend is pretty good. I found this out while eating ribs at my mom's with the ladyfriend last night.

How were the ribs you might wonder?

Better than anything you've ever eaten in your life. Unless you've eaten God's vagina then you definitely win. But for real, they were awesome. And I know my mom is probably reading this. So congratulations mother on a fantastic meal.

I got a bootlegged version of the new Young Jeeeeezy album last night. So far its pretty good.

But since it's bootlegged, the quality is very shitty. Oh well. Not too worried about it.

PEACE

It's In My Blood, It's In My Veins, I'm Gonna Keep It Hoppin Man I Ain't Gonna Change

2008-08-31T13:14:00.000-07:00

Birds of Prey #121

Micheal O'Hare and John Floyd

Just a little glimpse at how much of a lunatic the Joker actually is.

Last night I enjoyed a phone call from a phone number i have never seen before, from someone, clearly drunk, saying they were going to "run me into the ground" along with many other childish insults. I have no clue who they were but they called from 782-8480. If you recognize this number then let me know. I'm really annoyed by this since I was trying to catch up on sleep and thought maybe it was a friend who needed a place to sleep or something. But no. It was some fucking puke who wouldn't tell me his name.

Anyways, enough about douchebags.

Tonight me and the lady are going to head over to my mom's place. She's making us ribs and potatoes. I haven't been this excited to eat since last Christmas. Although last night I did enjoy a nice plate of spaghetti I whipped up at the last minute.

Alright I'm going to make some cereal and dominate EA Skate.

PEACE

Invading My Stereo:

Diamond D and the Psychotic Neurotic - Stunts Blunts and Hip Hop

Raphael is Cool, But Rude. Michealangelo is a Party Dude!

2008-08-27T21:38:00.000-07:00

Nightwing #93

Patrick Zircher and Andy Owens

One of the best Nightwing covers in my opinion.

I wish I could be a kid again. Today, all that I thought about were old TV shows I would tune into every day after school. Here's a few that I've been recapping today.

-Biker Mice From Mars

-Gargoyles

-Samurai Pizza Cats

-Earthworm Jim

-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

-Mummies Alive

-Doug

And one of my favorites...

The theme is SO rock and roll!

But back on topic.

When I have kids I'm going to raise them on these shows. They definately beat out all those shows that are out now. Like the Power Rangers who cast magic spells to obliterate their foes. What the fuck is that? Kids' TV shows nowadays are plagued with advertisements. When it's time

for commercials you completely forget what the plot of the show is because then all you can think of is the twenty awesome toys you want now.

The times are a changin'.

Anyways,

Tara just brought me pizza as a surprise.

PEACE

On The Box:

Method Man - 4:21

I Was Sick When Dre met Eric Wright, I'm Only Sick On Two Occasions That's Day And Night.

2008-08-24T12:46:00.000-07:00

In honor of my sick day, I have chosen to watch Ferris Buellers Day Off. Unfortunately though, I have run out of milk. So I must venture outside eventually. I will definitely be rocking a full parka/ski-pants kit. The milk, is for my cereal of course. As many of you know, I love cereal more than any other food. But my mom's ribs and schwartzee potato combo-dinner have definately given cereal a run for it's money. It's hard to function if I don't have a big bowl of cereal to kick off the day.

I'm sure many people feel the same way about coffee. Personally, I think coffee is disgusting if you drink it everyday. But once a week or so, I'll admit, it's nice.

I'm done.

Mama Said Knock You Out

2008-08-23T00:50:00.000-07:00

LL Cool J has been taking over my stereo. No matter how stupid Deep Blue Sea was, LL has some of the tightest rhymes i've heard. I know I wasn't breathing for the huge hip-hop revolution that was happening when he was rising. But I'm appreciating it right now in the present.

Needless to say, that movie that came out recently with Queen Latifah and LL Cool J was TIGHT. I think it was called "Vacation with LL Cool J" or something. I don't even know, fuck it.

I'm too tired to write anything nevertheless give a fuck.

Peace.

On The Box

LL obviously

But I Know, I Can't Live Without My Radio!

2008-08-20T23:17:00.000-07:00

After a few month hiatus, me and Kayla Perillo are once again together. How do I feel about it you ask?

I feel fantastic about it.

Her stereo was stolen out from her car tonight though. And she is grounded for something some stupid ass hoodrat did. Yes, an adult, grounded. In a way I am partially responsible. Living on Spence street definately has it's ups, as well as it's downs. For example, people pulling a Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

"Who would've thought something like that would happen in the parking lot of such a classy place!"

Anyways. For those of you who haven't met her, here's a nice photo of her...

If you ever see the lady on the left on the street, give her a handshake or a friendly "hello!". Because she's rad and will be nice to you. Also featured in this photo is my new-ish brother. He's cute as fuck too. If you ever see my mom on the street (as featured below)...

... then congratulate her on making two of the handsomest kids you know. Alright that's as much of a look into my life as I want you to have.

Peace.

On The Box

GZA - Pro Tools

The Weather Is Hot and Girls Are Dressin Less, Checkin out the Fellas to tell em' Who's Best

2008-08-18T11:34:00.001-07:00

Alright. I'm really fucking sick of people on the street. Especially when I say I have no change, which I never do, then they act like pricks and don't say "thanks anyways man!" or anything at all, they just walk away and sulk. Go fuck yourselves, it's not that hard to go get a fucking job. Ipsos or any other shitty call center will hire anybody. It's even worse when they try and sell you drugs.

One day if some shitty punk kid asks me if i wanna buy some "herbs". I swear I will beat the hell out of him, take his drugs and throw them in the river.

It's even worse when someone is so drunk that they don't remember asking you an hour beforehand for some change. That's when I lose my mind. I can't take it anymore. Get sober, pick up a guitar or some instrument and earn your fucking money.

The only time I will ever give someone change or a cigarette, is if they tell me something interesting, they look like they actually need it, or they are just genuinely polite. They are the ones who deserve it. Not some punk kid who just hates their parents so much that they felt it was necessary to run away from home and beg hardworking people for their money.

If you're homeless and reading this, I apologize for the harsh language. But seriously. Fuck off already.

I'm done.

But on a lighter note.

We Sure Are Cute For Two Ugly People

2008-08-17T22:41:00.000-07:00

Fuck I wish wrestling was still cool.

Someone made me super happy tonight.

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Peace.

Homeboys, Make Some Noise!

2008-08-13T17:01:00.000-07:00

I figured since I have a blog now, and disappeared from hardcore shows for a long time, that I should pay my dues and start doing my part to let people know about good things that are going on in this city. Good things like this ceremony show. Fuck your Glass Candy bullshit or whatever. Come to this instead. if you want to have a good time at least. Eight dollars isn't alot of money. So come down.

Here's just a little example of what's gonna be going down on friday at this show...

I really want that MLK longsleeve that Play is wearing in the start of the video

Word.

Abso-Muthafuckin-Lutely.

2008-08-11T16:26:00.000-07:00

I don't have much to say right now. So I'll just give a brief update on my life. If you care read on, if not, close this page now and go do something productive with your life.

Likes:

-Method Man and Ghost

-Getting drunk while listening to George Thorogood

-Having great tattoo ideas

-Old homies coming over to visit right away

-The eS demo tomorrow.

-WAM is coming up and will be very fun

-The new AZ mixtape is off the hook

-Religious debates

-Work has been awesome and productive

-No ladies ruining my life

And now for alllll of my dislikes

-Rain

-The oncoming Fall

-Winter after Fall

-Forgetting to buy milk for my cereal

-Not being able to go skateboarding tonight

-This city is dull

-I still have to read 100 Bullets

-I have to wait so long to see season five of Lost

-I have to wait so long to see season five of the Office

-I have to wait so long to see season seven of Smallville

-We don't have cable so i won't really be able to watch these shows when they're on

-No ladies ruining my life..

That's it really.

Peace.

On the Box:

Johnny Cash, Neil Young and Willie Nelson playlist.

Lost- Season Four. Thanks Nate

2008-08-04T19:12:00.000-07:00

Saturday night I drank far too much and for some reason I became inspired to write this little tidbit. The punctuation is terrible, the spelling is horrible and it barely makes sense. But I found it vaguely hilarious.

I need to stop drinking. asap

___________________________________

I hate religion. And I'm drunk as fuck.

The drunk ramblings of TJ Morand. The sexiest motherfucker on the planet.

Life is weird. To think that there might be something else out there. Beyond this shitty planet that we inhabit. Beyond our plain, repetitive lives. To me that seems ridiculous. I used to think of death as a big process of dying and then our living souls travel up to some imaginary kingdom in the sky where everything and everyone is perfect. Now when I think of death all I can imagine is that we die. Our bodies rot in the ground and get infested with worms, spiders, maggots and dirt. How can a person make such a drastic change in their views on life and death? For me, it just happened. I realized the idea of a God was bullshit.

The only reason religion and Gods were conceived were because the human race is scared. Scared that after we die then there is nothing more. No more friends, no more having a good time with the people we care about. It's just over. To me, that seems more realistic and imaginable than traveling into space to some palace where you could meet up with everyone "good" who has ever lived on this planet/plain of existence. And judging by how many billions upon billions upon billions of people who have lived on this planet over the past thousands of years, Heaven must be pretty fucking huge. If we haven't found this supposed "kingdom" by now. It must be the size of three or four Earths, give or take of course, then there is no possible fucking chance we ever will find it. Give up.

I'm not trying to be one of those people who try to force their own beliefs on people. That's where christianity comes in. This is different. I'm just really drunk. Bored out of my fucking mind and writing down whatever the fuck comes to my head. Whilst only correcting my spelling and punctuation (to the best of my abilities of course).

I'm really only calling out christianity on this. Not Buddhism, Muslim, or anything else because I'm not very knowledgeable in any of those other religions. But I do know that Muslim is good in the way that it supports brotherhood and peace among ourselves. But either way.

Whenvever anyone depicts the supposed "God" in their mind's eye, they all think of a good person. But he created a world where it is far from good. I'm sure for some it is amazing. But for others. It's the farthest thing from fine. What was the point in this "God" to make a world where he knew that nobody was going to be perfect. Where he knew that we would create diseases deadly enough to wipe out entire continents or wars vicious enough to destroy millions upon millions of lives. If He is as all-knowing and all-seeing as everyone thinks he is, could he not have seen this all coming and just stopped himsellf from creating this planet? Or just have brought the "second coming of Jesus" alot sooner. Like now-ish. To tell us how bad we're fucking up. Apparently, God created everything. Which means he must have created AIDS. Cancer. Animal Abuse, Child Molestation, Everything bad on this planet was apparently created by God. But he loves us...

God made everyone. In his own specific design. Apparently. So when we fuck up, and do something stupid. When we "sin", then God gets angry. But why would he be mad. He knew what he was creating when he created us. Why couldn't he just make us all a perfect society. Look around. Pick up the news paper. Kids are getting their fucking heads cut off on busses while they're minding their own business, going home to see their family. If that's not a good way to prove there is no God. Then I don't know what the fuck else will convince someone.

OH, another thing that is pissing me off. Is people who try and argue Creationism and Evolution. Is this debate still actually going on?

I've seen dinosaur bones. There is scientific fact that there were dinosaurs on this planet. Have I ever seen a woman get somehow constructed from my ribs? FUCK. NO.

I know i sound like an irrational prick right now. I don't care. There is no way a human being can be created from dust. Then you breath life into him through his nostrils and BAM he's awake, and an adult, ready to reproduce. Fuck that.

The Bible is just one big Science Fiction Novel. Once I see proof that there is a God. Then I will retract everything I have ever said. Take a ten year vow of silence, join a church, and spend the rest of my life praising God.'Until then. christianity can jump in a lake.

PS. Virgins cant get pregnant.

PPS. I love drinking.

_________

Alright well that's all i wanted to share today. Now I'm gonna go watch Lost season four and catch the fuck up.

Let The Alpine Blast.

2008-07-24T15:24:00.000-07:00

In my eyes. Heath Ledger is the Joker. Through and through. I know alot of my fellow Batman fanboys would disagree with me. But I don't give a fuck. Because the Joker I've pictured since I first picked picked up a Batman comic was portrayed perfectly in The Dark Knight. Jack Nicholson gave us his play on the Joker in the 89 Batman. Which was great, I'll give him that. But I never felt he was insane enough for the part. He's way too cool.

I needed something more. Something next level. On sunday I got to see what I've wanted for, too long. At first I never really cared about Heath Ledger dying. But after that movie. After seeing how devoted he was to playing the perfect part. I respect him so much more.

Holy shit this sounds stupid right now as I'm reading it back to myself.

Anyways. Dark Knight has beat out the Wackness as my favorite movie of 2008. Pineapple Express has alot to live up to now.

Time to watch Lost.

I Got Mad Love for you Shorty. I Wanna Listen to Boyz 2 Men When I'm with You.

2008-07-18T18:12:00.000-07:00

I finally saw the Wackness after months of anticipation. I was not let down at all. It was so much more than what I was expecting. I had to watch it on the internet, that sucked, I would have much rather seen it on the big screen. But I really doubt it will come to any theater in Winnipeg. So desperate times call for desperate measures.

I wish I was older in the early 90's. So I could be coherent for hip hop and graffiti revolution that was going on. Instead I was more focused on learning how to count or read. I don't really have much to say. That movie blew me away so I'm pretty.. I don't know the word right now. But yeah.

Method Man was in the movie, and they played my favorite song of his during the movie. Which was so crazy because I was just thinking about it earlier today and it wasn't listed on the soundtrack. Anyways. Here's the video for the song.

Fuck yes.

2008-07-14T16:00:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I got the invite to Jesse's mom's for a barbecue and needless to say it was unbelievable. I think Harry might have poisoned us though because me and Jesse both had mud butt afterwards. But while we ate we watched that Toronto SARS music festival or whatever it was called, when the Rolling Stones played. While I was watching I realized how much I fucking love that band. Also, how happy I am that theirs was the first concert I'd ever been to. Keith Richards is so badass, smoking on stage, barely playing guitar, then throwing up gang signs or something at some shitheads in the crowd.

They might be the skinniest drug addicts on the planet, but The Rolling Stones are the coolest fucking dudes on the planet. Straight up.

Except for Batman. But he's fictional. So it doesn't really count.

I really felt like watching this today for some reason

So good.

On The Box:

From the Rolling Stones to Elysia to Cypress Hill. It's a pretty mixed day.

We Lye Together, Cry Together, I Swear to God I Hope We Fuckin' Die Togther.

2008-07-12T00:02:00.000-07:00

I had a good time tonight. I would like to send a shout out to my homie Chris. He lets me use his laptop to write stupid blog posts and keep up to date with the Planet. He downloaded the Ready To Die album today and I'm listening to it right now. I'm surprised he didn't have it before. This is such a mandatory album to have on your Ipod/computer/CD shelf.

Either way, we became friends through our mutual love for Larry David/Seinfeld/Curb. Now we live together and work together. Long story short, respect to Chris for living with me and dealing with my messiness. Word is bond homie.

I don't know why I decided to write this. But I don't care.

Grocery shopping list:

-Hashbrowns

-Milk

-More Cereal

-Green, Red and yellow peppers

-An onion maybe

-Eggs

-Cheese. Block and slices

-Beer

-Iced Cream Sandwiches

-Kraft Dinner

-Butter

-Mushrooms. The food kind, not the sketchy ones.

-Pepper

On the Box

Wu tang - Iron Flag

No- No- Notoooorious.

Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do.

2008-07-07T17:36:00.000-07:00

Respect.

After months, even years of staying away from it, I'm officially on the Lost bandwagon now.

Time to say goodbye to precious hours of the summer, and say hello to the cool breeze of the AC.

I would also like to send a shout out to Nate, it's his seven year edge birthday today.

That's it.

Goodbye.

Side Effects of Hot raps and Hot Tracks, A Duffle Bag Full of Guns Son, Dipped in Black.

2008-07-06T11:58:00.001-07:00

I got called a "fag" by a bunch of natives last night from the project balconies across the street. I just wanted to look at them and say something along the lines of "look where you live." But then I would have had to move out that night because they would have burned down the apartment and scalped me.

Nate brought Lost over last night because me nor Chris has seen it. Unfortunately I showed up late. They were a good seven episodes into the series and I had no clue what the fuck was going on. I can't even catch up either because Tara borrowed the first disc. I'm not impressed with that right now. I might break into her house and steal it, along with a sandwich or two.

I don't have anything really interesting to say today. Other than I figured out my mom reads my blog now. Hi mom. Sorry I haven't visited, I'll be around soon.

Anyways, last night at my dad's place, I watched the Batman Beyond movie and there was the creepiest, yet coolest scene in it. Here it is.

I love Batman. Plain and simple

12 More days...

On the Box

I made a Wu tang playlist that consists of every wutang album, along with every members solo albums.

Sunshine, it's crunch time. I'm livin on the front line.

2008-07-03T14:16:00.000-07:00

I was checking out some upcoming comics that I could start collecting monthly, and i found out about a new miniseries coming out called Joker's Asylum If you're too lazy to go to the link then I'll just explain it. It's basically a weekly look at Batman's rogue gallery, every week one of the famous Batman villains tells a story of one of their run ins with the Dark Knight. I'm really stoked for this one. Reminds me of the Batman Animated Series episode "Almost Got him!"

Anyways, I was infront of the building enjoying an after breakfast cigarette to help digest my Fruit Loops, when I saw a drug deal go down between a sketchy native guy on a bike and a kid who couldn't be older than twelve. I was shocked. This native guy was actually selling drugs to a kid. How could someone bring themselves to do that?

People are fucked.

Here's a movie trailer that Chris found. The movie's called Stryker and it looks fucking crazy. But awesome at the same time. Either way, here it is.

On The Box:

Method Man and Redman - Tha Rockwilder

Still Growing up, Still fucking up, Still lost and desperate for answers

2008-06-30T23:56:00.000-07:00

When you hear "yeah osborne is getting closed for Canada day" all you think is "alright that sounds like a whackload of fun!" But then you get there and it's just a bunch of douchebags walking around drunk as sin and wanting to fight. Take a walk to osborne and see the downfall of the planet. see exactly why Earth is melting it's glaciers and is going to flood the fuck out of everybody. I wish I was born earlier in the century when everything was cool and nobody was a shit head except for politicians. Go fuck yourself society. Luckily Moo is here with me and is being the best cat in the world. Thanks homie.

Anyways. I haven't listened to any hardcore lately. Well not as much as I used to. But whenever I think about it and miss it. I watch this video and practically shit myself.

Betrayed is a fucking good band. I don't care if you hate them. The gang vocal part at the end

describes everything right now. God I wish I was there for this.

Goodnight.

On the box:

You know what's up.

Warning: Cigarettes may cause the best rock and roll ever!

2008-06-28T17:33:00.000-07:00

I should probably invest in a camera. So I could take pictures of my everyday life..

Fuck it. Keith Richards is way cooler than everybody. Cocaine is stupid, but the idea of him doing it, makes it a million times cooler.

Anyways, The Dark Knight comes out right away and I'm as excited as Moo when he gets baked.

Heath Ledger's last movie, according to Christopher Nolan, his performance in it is unbelievable. But my comic book nerd side tells me it will be nothing short of decent. The Joker is the most complex character in the entire DCU and the idea of someone actually being able to play that part is ridiculous to me. But I have only seen trailers of the movie. Maybe I will be shocked by his performance and will dub it, better than Jack Nicholson's. Which is a ridiculous thing to say because Jack was unbelievable as Joker in Batman 89. If you have that movie you should watch it right now, I know I am.

Anyways, here's an homage to my Batman fanboyism. This is a video of a fanfilm called Batman: Dead End.

Get into it

On the Box:

House Party

Write This Down on your Blackbooks and Journals, Hip, Hop, Culture is Eternal.

2008-06-25T17:24:00.000-07:00

Dave inspired me to make a Likes and Dislikes list. I have some time to kill, so I figured hey why not.

Here we go

Current dislikes:

- Mosquitos

- Tensor bandage rash on my ankle

- The fact that I have to wear a tensor for another two months

- Wearing a shirt

- Sunburns

- Retagging clothes

- Cankerworms and the silk that I always walk into

- People with bad breath

- Beggars

- Gutterpunx

Current Likes! :

- Hip hop

- Cigarettes

- Two Rivers

- Moo

- Lord of the Rings

- Walking without a limp

- Paint Markers

- Bros

One of the downsides to not wearing a shirt all the time, is when you cook bacon or sausages, the grease burns your chest. Fuck. But this grilled cheese is making my life less miserable.

Anyways, I stumbled onto this video. People who know me know that I'm a huge KRS fan, and respect everything he has ever said and done. When I saw this video it really frustrated me that Hannity didn't even give him a chance to really express his mind on every question asked. He interrupts him and is just a prick. KRS is quiet, and as soon as he starts to give his opinions, or anything, Hannity cuts him off. Anybody else being interviewed by him, would have lost their shit on him. But KRS just keeps on attempting to get his word out without losing it on Hannity. That's just one of the many reasons I respect him.

K I'm over this, here's the video.

On The Box:

AZ - Doe Or Die

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad-girls live" -George Carlin

2008-06-23T10:09:00.000-07:00

Usually when a celebrity dies, I don't give two fucks. But George Carlin died yesterday, and I'm pretty bummed. I didn't know him or anything. But I've been listening to his standup for so many years that it's kind of like I did know him in a way. I've always admired him for being able to entertain people for so many years.

The construction workers outside are listening to the Offspring and it's not helping my day go any faster. I want to go out and smash their fucking radio.

Whatever, tonight, if you're reading this, I want you to pour a sip, do a line, or take a hit, or something else illegal, for George Carlin. Then turn on your stereos and listen to "You're all diseased". My favorite George Carlin album by far. He is without a doubt, the greatest of all time. The world is a million times more fucking miserable without him. RIR George.

Word.

On the Box:

The douchebags outside are listening to fucking power 97.

Hocus Pocus, Yo What's the Focus.

2008-06-21T16:31:00.000-07:00

I've never realized until now how much I hate cankerworms until this year. I've had to walk to work with my hands constantly covering and waving around my head. It's like bombs are getting dropped on me. And they're only going to get bigger, and bigger, and bigger. Fuck nature. Only that sick whore mother nature would make 7 inch wasps and cankerworms that are as big as my pinky finger. She must have smoked alot of weed to think up shit like that.

Long story short. I hate nature.

Anyways, Zach showed me the funniest show the other day. Called Human Giant. Basically it's a skit comedy show. If you've heard of it, then that's awesome. If you haven't, watch this video and then watch the rest of them that are on youtube. Get hooked.

I'm gonna live forever!!

On The Box:

Gravediggaz - 2 Cups of Blood

This is Just One Style, Outta Many, Like a Piggy Bank this is One Penny

2008-06-18T10:56:00.000-07:00

There's construction going on outside. It woke me up this morning. I really feel like going down there and throwing a brick at each one of their heads. Last week's wake up was a little different. I woke up to "GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!! I SAID GET DOWN!!".

The cops were trying to arrest some guy outside of my window who had a weapon or something. It was pretty awesome.

I'm holding a grudge against the police now for waking me up. Fucking assholes. I would rather wake up at my own pace. I'm going to apply for my gun license.

Anyways, watch this video.

I love how he goes from having the average. White. Male voice.

To being a ghetto ass mutha fucka.

Whatever. I'm over this.

On the Box

Nas - The Nigger Tapes

Stop This Negativity and Control our Creativity.

2008-06-17T15:36:00.000-07:00

When I was in junior high the hot spot for us kids to explore our sexual curiosities was the movie theater. Almost every friday all of the homies would meet up with girls basically just to make out in the theater. I went to the mall today and it was weird to see these thirteen year old kids still doing basically he same thing.

Now it doesn't matter where people explore those curiosities. For example, people pay cab drivers to drive around the perimeter highway so that they can fuck in the back seat. (This is actually true)

I don't understand what drives people to think that fucking in the back seat of a car is fine if the driver is a complete stranger. Why not just get a hotel room for the night. I think that would be smarter, cheaper, and less creepy. What the hell is wrong with everyone.

Anyways. Here's a dope video I found that I think you should all check out.

KRS One MC'ing while Doug E Fresh beatboxes. When I saw the title my heart skipped a beat. Either way check it out and see poetry at it's finest.

On the Box:

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

H.oly I.ntegrated P.eople H.aving O.mnipresent P.ower

2008-06-16T13:53:00.000-07:00

This is the first day off I've had in about two months that it hasn't rained. But for some reason I'm still in the apartment. Sitting here. Doing fuck all.

Oh well!

A few months ago Zach showed me a video of the last episode of the Arsenio Hall show. Needless to say, it was unreal. I wish I was coherent and not shitting my diaper when this show was on.

Okay, well here's the video.

Mc's to watch for:

CL Smooth

MC Lyte

Wu-Tang (obviously)

Das EFX (I liggity-Love Das EFX)

KRS One

Evertime I watch this video the hairs on the back of my neck standup. Fuck that garbage on the radio. This is real.

On the box:

Ghostface Killah - Supreme Clientele

Ghostface Killah - Fishscale

Word is Bond.

2008-06-11T23:09:00.000-07:00

Lets do this.