"Guilty of being white" - Minor Threat

I was wondering today. As much as we all try and act colorblind, every body still can differ a black and a white guy. And everybody has heard their fair share of native, asian, black, or purple racist jokes. But I've still never heard a joke about a white guy? I'm not saying that white people are pure and there is nothing wrong with them. But it's actually a little shitty that we are so bland and boring as a race. I would love to hear a white guy joke one day. I wouldn't get offended infact I would be psyched.

What does a white guy do on his day off?
Buys a tie... Picks up his drycleaning...
Booooring...

The only thing remotely close to a white guy joke is being called a cracker. or a honky. But I want to hear a joke. A knock knock joke, a bar joke, anything really.

I'm done.

ROTFLMAO

How fucking hard is it to just say "ha ha". I don't want to decipher a fucking anagram to find out if somebody finds something funny or not.

And seriously, how do you laugh your ass off? Who came up with that term? Does it mean you were laughing so hard that your ass literally fell off? Or you were laughing so hard you shit yourself? I feel disgusted when i see "ROTFLMAO" because they're pretty much saying they're rolling around in their own shit. And seeing how it's mostly females who use this horrid internet term, that's not attractive. Infact I would never be able to look at you with any form of sexual interest again.

I'm excited forrrr...

Everywhere we go

I've been alot friendlier to people as of lately. I don't know why. Maybe it's my new singularity, maybe it's from reading Micheal Jordan's book? Who knows. All I know is that it's cool to be told by people how much nicer I've been.


But now onto the things that are really pissing me off.

-You ever notice that the only guys who get in fights at the bar are the ones who get all drunk before hand and say stuff along the lines of "I'm gonna get so much fuckin' pussy tonight, you fuckin fucks don't even fuckin know" But then normal guys end up taking the girls home, and these cocksocks get pissed off and start fights. Go fuck yourselves

-People who drive hummers. I guess you really do need the fourwheel drive on the rough terrain in Winnipeg Manitoba.

-Dudes who roll up their sleeves or wear muscle shirts to rep their badass tribal tatts. (do you seriously still have no clue how fucking gay tribal tattoos are?)

-The fact that some of my friends are spending winter in nicaragua, hanging out, and i'm here freezing my fucking ass off getting the worst booters and frostbite.

There's more. but I'll save it for another day.

So much trouble in the world.

This is what I've been doing with my time. FTW


Who decided that Valentines day was a legitimate holiday? Fuck valentines day.
I don't have a girlfriend, but if I did, I don't want to be told what day to surprise her with a nice dinner or something.

"It's February 14th, looks like I've got to stop beating my wife and verbally abusing her and actually take her out. But tomorrow I'm getting right back to it"

If you need to be told a day to surprise your lover with chocolates or flowers, you're not actually getting the whole meaning of love. Love would be surprising them with shit like that every day of the year.



Anyways.

I moved home, and it is the best. All I do is draw, listen to bob marley and eat the best meals. My mom is like Martha Stewart. Minus the jail thing.

Other than that I have nothing more to say.

peace

You Know These God Damn Streets Are So Gritty, With Sour Milk From Titties That'll Spoil The City

Counting down the days until I finally see the GZA live in action.


Last week I got in my first car mishap. I slid 15 feet on the ice and collided with the bumper of a huge ass white truck. His truck was barely damaged, a little dent in the back, exhaust pipe a little off center and a bit of paint from my car on there too. But my car on the other hand, is completely fucked up. It still runs. But the hood is bent up and my light is smashed in. According to MPI, this accident is my fault. Which makes sense, but it is still absolute horseshit. I did stop about fifteen feet behind this guy, but thanks to our good old pal Jack Frost, the street was icy. After sliding those fifteen feet and not being able to do anything about it (since it was rush hour and I would hit someone else too if I were to get in another lane) I'm now forced to drive around in a fucked up car that looks like Godzilla did a number on it. I'm thankful that it still drives and nobody was hurt.

This mishap makes me hate this city so much more than usual. I want to move the fuck away. Somewhere with a underground subway, warmer winters and less fucking idiots.

I have nothing more to say.

Indifference.