I will fucking kill you.

What happened to the good old days when a man fought another man. Fists to faces. Instead of doing their fighting behind a keyboard and a screen.

I'm not gonna lie, this entire website blog thing was made to let people know that i fucking hate almost everything in this century so far. Including how fighting is done over the internet. If you cant get out of your mom's basement and say something to another person, face to face, than you are officially the biggest assclown in the world.

In a way it feels like I'm the pot calling the kettle black right now. Or however that retarded saying goes. Because I hate on probably 80 percent of the world on this website. But no this is different. Whatever.

Anyways. Halloween was fucking far out. A good time was had by all.
Mark Berndt held it DOWN with his Silent Bob. I didn't hear him say a word the entire night.


Fuck it.
I'm hung over, and I'm gonna eat a sandwich.



Post Script.
That Olive Garden commercial with the parents who take the girl out to dinner everytime they visit her at college or whatever. Needs to be taken off the radio/TV.
I don't know why this got approved by the Olive Garden marketing staff. Worst acting and those fuckers voices sound like nails on a chalkboard. I've never been to Olive Garden and after that stupid commercial, I will never fucking go there.
I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL SO MUCH.

Oh and Howard Manshine can fuck himself too.
Party!




H20 has the right idea.

Kill the Messengers

Threw up the Burner, Kinda Dusty

I haven't been on this in a while. I'm not too concerned to be honest. If there is anyone who actually reads this shit or cares, then I'm sorry that I've neglected you. I don't have much going on in my life, don't have much to hate on right now.

Except flip flops on men.
In my personal opinion, there is nothing more feminine you can do if you are a heterosexual man, then put on a pair of these things. Sure they might be "comfortable" but what's so uncomfortable about a pair of slippers, or just barefoot. And yes I've tried them on. It felt like an alien was wrapping itself around my foot. John Wayne must be rolling over in his fucking grave.

Another summer trend that's got me really pissed off is these huge hercules boot sandals that girls are wearing.. If you don't know what I'm talking about, just type "hercules sandals" into google and it's the first image to come up.
But I digress. The middle ages are over, the invasion of Troy was a success, let the past stay in the past. I don't find these sandals to be attractive and there is NO way they are remotely comfortable, again it looks like an alien is wrapping itself around your calves. A brown alien.

Also I don't like people between the ages of 12 and 15. They're dumb, annoying and think they're the fucking bee's knees.



Buttt on a lighter note, to catch you all up on my life, here's what I've been into lately...












Skateboarding is so fun.
I need to eat.

Peace.

Ain't Nothin But A G Thang

Alright so we just got the Deathwish Summer tour video in. I think it's good. The skating is insane and the partying might be a little too much. But Marky made a poll on the SK8 Skates blog asking what you think of Antwuan Dixon. Personally I think he is sick as hell even though he clearly has a short fuse.

plus, He skated to Nothin But a G Thang... which is good.

Anyways. Head over to the SK8 Skates blog and keep up to date on it. We've been getting a whole whack of gear in the shop and Marky is keeping the world up to date on it. Word.


Big ups!

Also.. did you see Lizard King's one foot backside 180 Wallenberg? If you haven't do yourself a favor and check it out NOW!!



Deathwish is killing it. Buy their gear and support skateboarders doing it for skateboarders.


Headphones:
Ill Al Skratch

Anything Goes When It Comes to Hooooes

I was looking through my Winamp library yesterday and realized 98 percent of my music was made before 1997. So that's awesome... I don't really care about any music being made presently. It's boring and annoying.

Anyways. There was a hotdog eating competition yesterday at the Mansion. Just as he predicted, the victor was Tyler Guerts.
I didn't enter.. I didn't want to embarrass of my friends..

Marky B has the pictures up on the Sk8 Blog though so you should all check them out and stay up to date on that link.

Congrats to Tyler though. The proud new owner of an authentic model Pirate Ship and 25 dollars.

He also won a Nike Professional Eating sponsorship..

I'm done.

But here's something completely unrelated... But way cooler.




Michael Jordan is the fucking greatest.

Punk Motherfucker with a Badge and a Gun

I came across this while browsing the interweb. If you are too lazy to watch, its border patrol officers fucking with some pastor. They tase him, then beat him down after they pull him out of the car. It's unbelievable that those fucks think they could get away with shit like that.

Just because those fucking douchebag cops/patrols got all C's in high school and fucked up their future, doesn't mean they should be allowed to take their rage out on a pastor or any defenseless person.

NWA said it best. Fuck the police. Fuck them hard and fuck them mercilessly.




On the bright side, I finished reading Preacher Volume 2 yesterday. Hooray!


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My children are screwed

Remember when you were fifteen and all the girls in school would be "Bff's" one day, then the next week they would "hate that bitch with a fucking passion".
I figured our society had improved a little since i was fifteen. But I'm absolutely wrong. It's even fucking crazier now!
All the girls have turned into men in the aspect of "my dick is bigger than yours". Except its "I have more friends than you" or "I'm a better friend than you".
But they will also throw in the words bitch, hoe, or slut about sixty times to get their point across. It's all done on the internet, too.

I never want to have fucking kids. I would probably have a heart attack from all the stress of their bullshit immaturity.

I can't wait until this younger generation ages a little and realizes how stupid they all were.

God dammit I hate humans with a passion.