Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Everywhere we go




I've been alot friendlier to people as of lately. I don't know why. Maybe it's my new singularity, maybe it's from reading Micheal Jordan's book? Who knows. All I know is that it's cool to be told by people how much nicer I've been.


But now onto the things that are really pissing me off.

-You ever notice that the only guys who get in fights at the bar are the ones who get all drunk before hand and say stuff along the lines of "I'm gonna get so much fuckin' pussy tonight, you fuckin fucks don't even fuckin know" But then normal guys end up taking the girls home, and these cocksocks get pissed off and start fights. Go fuck yourselves

-People who drive hummers. I guess you really do need the fourwheel drive on the rough terrain in Winnipeg Manitoba.

-Dudes who roll up their sleeves or wear muscle shirts to rep their badass tribal tatts. (do you seriously still have no clue how fucking gay tribal tattoos are?)

-The fact that some of my friends are spending winter in nicaragua, hanging out, and i'm here freezing my fucking ass off getting the worst booters and frostbite.

There's more. but I'll save it for another day.

2 comments:

NUScollective said...

how about guys who flex when they think your not looking, and you catch them. little dick syndrome

KK said...

i'd like to elaborate: arrogant american's that that have tribal tattoos and oakleys. the worst.

-kk