The only lying I would do is in the bed with you.

This song is hitting the spot this morning

I can't figure out how I get bad songs stuck in my head though.. Like the one below...





My head is plagued with good music one day.. then it's infiltrated by shit like Swing by Savage. I'm not saying I hate the song either. I fucking love it. But I don't get why. I never listen to ballin' ass club dance hip hop.

I desperately hope that this doesn't lead me to start being into like... Soulja boy or something...
yikes

Passin' me by

Sometimes it feels like life is one big joke. Especially when you are outside in a t-shirt one day. Feeling comfortable and ready for summertime. Then the next, you're shovelling two feet of snow from the sidewalk. If there is a God... then he must be one cruel bastard. And I say he "...because there is no possible way a woman could fuck things up this bad" (George Carlin)

I really want a cigarette right now. Every time I turn on the tv and change the channel, there is somebody smoking. You know that old saying "desperate times call for desperate measures"? Well I'm desperate for one... but there is no fucking way I'm brave enough to walk through two feet of snow to 7-11 for a pack of cigarettes. I would rather sit in front of the tv watching other people enjoy the smoke entering their lungs.


This city is killing my motivation...
But at least shit like this will keep me laughing..

I'ma Be Alright

Alright. I don't know what people are thinking when they said the new Watchmen movie was good. Because it is the furthest thing from it. The acting reminded me of an elementary school play. They absolutely slaughtered the storyline by removing Veidt's alien/monster from the movie. After they didn't incorporate that I was ready to leave. Infact some guy behind me did leave. Lucky.

If you want your movie to be taken seriously... don't put Mickey from Seinfeld in it and make him be the "head honcho" in the jail with Rorschach.
The only things that made me appreciate the movie was how well they did the opening credits to Bob Dylan's Times They Are Changin and Kelly from Bad News Bears did a great job with Rorsschach.

What made them think "oh hey the crazy girl from Heartbreak Kid will be taken seriously if she takes up the role as Silk Spectre 2"... she sucks so bad. She looks like a really big ugly fish.



I'm over this.



Things that are motivating me
Weather
Brother Ali
Headphones
Markers on paper

"Guilty of being white" - Minor Threat

I was wondering today. As much as we all try and act colorblind, every body still can differ a black and a white guy. And everybody has heard their fair share of native, asian, black, or purple racist jokes. But I've still never heard a joke about a white guy? I'm not saying that white people are pure and there is nothing wrong with them. But it's actually a little shitty that we are so bland and boring as a race. I would love to hear a white guy joke one day. I wouldn't get offended infact I would be psyched.

What does a white guy do on his day off?
Buys a tie... Picks up his drycleaning...
Booooring...

The only thing remotely close to a white guy joke is being called a cracker. or a honky. But I want to hear a joke. A knock knock joke, a bar joke, anything really.

I'm done.

ROTFLMAO

How fucking hard is it to just say "ha ha". I don't want to decipher a fucking anagram to find out if somebody finds something funny or not.

And seriously, how do you laugh your ass off? Who came up with that term? Does it mean you were laughing so hard that your ass literally fell off? Or you were laughing so hard you shit yourself? I feel disgusted when i see "ROTFLMAO" because they're pretty much saying they're rolling around in their own shit. And seeing how it's mostly females who use this horrid internet term, that's not attractive. Infact I would never be able to look at you with any form of sexual interest again.