"Guilty of being white" - Minor Threat

I was wondering today. As much as we all try and act colorblind, every body still can differ a black and a white guy. And everybody has heard their fair share of native, asian, black, or purple racist jokes. But I've still never heard a joke about a white guy? I'm not saying that white people are pure and there is nothing wrong with them. But it's actually a little shitty that we are so bland and boring as a race. I would love to hear a white guy joke one day. I wouldn't get offended infact I would be psyched.

What does a white guy do on his day off?
Buys a tie... Picks up his drycleaning...
Booooring...

The only thing remotely close to a white guy joke is being called a cracker. or a honky. But I want to hear a joke. A knock knock joke, a bar joke, anything really.

I'm done.