Sunday, September 28, 2008
They Laughed Throughout Their Talking, With Every Round Words Come Into Meaning
Friday, September 26, 2008
One Nation Under God, Over A Burning Cross
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Fight. Fuck. Coke. Dust.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
My Favorite Skate Parts in Chronicological Order (idea stolen from Zach)
Sunday, September 21, 2008
The Only Girl that can Make My Shit Jump With the Slightest Touch
Thursday, September 18, 2008
It's Like a Jungle Sometimes.
"I may have won 19 awards that you don’t feel I earned, but it’s neither original nor relevant to slag on Juno. Really. And you’re not some bold, singular voice of dissent, You are exactly like everyone else in your zeitgeisty-demo-lifestyle pod. You are even like me. (I, too, loved Arrested Development! Aren’t we a pretty pair of cultural mavericks? Hey, let’s go bitch about how Black Kids are overrated!).
I’m sorry that while you were shooting your failed opus at Tisch, I was jamming toxic silicon toys up my ass for money. I get why you’re bitter. I took exactly one film class in college and– with the curious exception of the Douglas Sirk unit—it bored the shit out of me.
I’m sorry to all those violent, semi-literate fanboys who hate me for befriending their heroes. I can’t help it if your favorite writer, actor, director, or talk show host likes me. Maybe you would too, if we actually met.
I know my name is fake and that it annoys you. What, do you hate Queen Latifah and Rip Torn, too? Writers and entertainers have been using pseudonyms for years. Chances are, you’re spewing bile under an assumed screen name yourself. I’m sorry if you think I’m like some inked-up quasi-Suicide Girl derby cunt from 2002, but I like my fake name. It’s engraved on an Oscar. Yours isn’t." Source: Slashfilm
I'll leave you with this...
Bill Groundhog Day Ghostbustinass Murray.