UFC is the most gay thing I have ever seen. Two guys, in a very greasy and sweaty cage, tackling eachother and getting all up on one another. Both with the same jock-douchebag mentallity and the same barbed wire and tribal tattoos that look they were done in their friends meth lab. Probably also wearing some kind of Tapout or Affliction shirt. Sounds just about as gay as Clay Aiken.
The best is when those guys take themselves to a bar and walk around with a pissed off look and stare you right in the eye when they walk past you. They also always end up leaving with the one girl with the platinum blonde hair, who's wearing a pink mesh-back hat and those black highwaisted sweats/tights/whatever they are. They'll usually say "Badass" or "Sexy" across the ass. But in reality they should just say "Wear No Cover, Come Right In".
UFC fans who are reading this, how have you not realized how lame it is. There's usually one punch thrown, the rest is just submission moves and leglocks, which happen to be two of the gayest sounding words that relate to wrestling or fighting.
I met some guy who actually liked this shit and he honestly said one time, "Oh yeah he beat the shit out of him in that PPV!" But what actually happened, one of the guys threw a punch, the other guy ducked, then went straight up to him and put him in a hold, then they rolled around and hugged, then they got tired and one guy "won"........
Wow that definately is some ultimate fighting....!
I have to go to work.
Headphones...
Ras Kass
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