It's In My Blood, It's In My Veins, I'm Gonna Keep It Hoppin Man I Ain't Gonna Change

Birds of Prey #121

Micheal O'Hare and John Floyd

Just a little glimpse at how much of a lunatic the Joker actually is.

Last night I enjoyed a phone call from a phone number i have never seen before, from someone, clearly drunk, saying they were going to "run me into the ground" along with many other childish insults. I have no clue who they were but they called from 782-8480. If you recognize this number then let me know. I'm really annoyed by this since I was trying to catch up on sleep and thought maybe it was a friend who needed a place to sleep or something. But no. It was some fucking puke who wouldn't tell me his name.

Anyways, enough about douchebags.

Tonight me and the lady are going to head over to my mom's place. She's making us ribs and potatoes. I haven't been this excited to eat since last Christmas. Although last night I did enjoy a nice plate of spaghetti I whipped up at the last minute. 

Alright I'm going to make some cereal and dominate EA Skate.

PEACE

Invading My Stereo:

Diamond D and the Psychotic Neurotic - Stunts Blunts and Hip Hop

Raphael is Cool, But Rude. Michealangelo is a Party Dude!

Nightwing #93

Patrick Zircher and Andy Owens

One of the best Nightwing covers in my opinion.

I wish I could be a kid again. Today, all that I thought about were old TV shows I would tune into every day after school. Here's a few that I've been recapping today.

-Biker Mice From Mars

-Gargoyles

-Samurai Pizza Cats

-Earthworm Jim

-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

-Mummies Alive

-Doug

And one of my favorites...

The theme is SO rock and roll!

But back on topic.

When I have kids I'm going to raise them on these shows. They definately beat out all those shows that are out now. Like the Power Rangers who cast magic spells to obliterate their foes. What the fuck is that? Kids' TV shows nowadays are plagued with advertisements. When it's time

for commercials you completely forget what the plot of the show is because then all you can think of is the twenty awesome toys you want now.

The times are a changin'.

Anyways,

Tara just brought me pizza as a surprise.

PEACE

On The Box:

Method Man - 4:21

I Was Sick When Dre met Eric Wright, I'm Only Sick On Two Occasions That's Day And Night.

In honor of my sick day, I have chosen to watch Ferris Buellers Day Off. Unfortunately though, I have run out of milk. So I must venture outside eventually. I will definitely be rocking a full parka/ski-pants kit. The milk, is for my cereal of course. As many of you know, I love cereal more than any other food. But my mom's ribs and schwartzee potato combo-dinner have definately given cereal a run for it's money. It's hard to function if I don't have a big bowl of cereal to kick off the day.

I'm sure many people feel the same way about coffee. Personally, I think coffee is disgusting if you drink it everyday. But once a week or so, I'll admit, it's nice. 

I'm done.

Mama Said Knock You Out

LL Cool J has been taking over my stereo. No matter how stupid Deep Blue Sea was, LL has some of the tightest rhymes i've heard. I know I wasn't breathing for the huge hip-hop revolution that was happening when he was rising. But I'm appreciating it right now in the present. 

Needless to say, that movie that came out recently with Queen Latifah and LL Cool J was TIGHT. I think it was called "Vacation with LL Cool J" or something. I don't even know, fuck it. 

I'm too tired to write anything nevertheless give a fuck. 

Peace. 

On The Box

LL obviously

But I Know, I Can't Live Without My Radio!

After a few month hiatus, me and Kayla Perillo are once again together. How do I feel about it you ask?

I feel fantastic about it. 

Her stereo was stolen out from her car tonight though. And she is grounded for something some stupid ass hoodrat did. Yes, an adult, grounded. In a way I am partially responsible. Living on Spence street definately has it's ups, as well as it's downs. For example, people pulling a Fast Times at Ridgemont High. 

"Who would've thought something like that would happen in the parking lot of such a classy place!"

Anyways. For those of you who haven't met her, here's a nice photo of her...

If you ever see the lady on the left on the street, give her a handshake or a friendly "hello!". Because she's rad and will be nice to you. Also featured in this photo is my new-ish brother. He's cute as fuck too. If you ever see my mom on the street (as featured below)...

... then congratulate her on making two of the handsomest kids you know. Alright that's as much of a look into my life as I want you to have.

Peace.

On The Box

GZA - Pro Tools

The Weather Is Hot and Girls Are Dressin Less, Checkin out the Fellas to tell em' Who's Best

Alright. I'm really fucking sick of people on the street. Especially when I say I have no change, which I never do, then they act like pricks and don't say "thanks anyways man!" or anything at all, they just walk away and sulk. Go fuck yourselves, it's not that hard to go get a fucking job. Ipsos or any other shitty call center will hire anybody. It's even worse when they try and sell you drugs. 

One day if some shitty punk kid asks me if i wanna buy some "herbs". I swear I will beat the hell out of him, take his drugs and throw them in the river. 

It's even worse when someone is so drunk that they don't remember asking you an hour beforehand for some change. That's when I lose my mind. I can't take it anymore. Get sober, pick up a guitar or some instrument and earn your fucking money. 

The only time I will ever give someone change or a cigarette, is if they tell me something interesting, they look like they actually need it, or they are just genuinely polite. They are the ones who deserve it. Not some punk kid who just hates their parents so much that they felt it was necessary to run away from home and beg hardworking people for their money.

If you're homeless and reading this, I apologize for the harsh language. But seriously. Fuck off already.

I'm done.

But on a lighter note.

We Sure Are Cute For Two Ugly People

Fuck I wish wrestling was still cool.

Someone made me super happy tonight.

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Peace.

Homeboys, Make Some Noise!

I figured since I have a blog now, and disappeared from hardcore shows for a long time, that I should pay my dues and start doing my part to let people know about good things that are going on in this city. Good things like this ceremony show. Fuck your Glass Candy bullshit or whatever. Come to this instead. if you want to have a good time at least. Eight dollars isn't alot of money. So come down. 

Here's just a little example of what's gonna be going down on friday at this show...

I really want that MLK longsleeve that Play is wearing in the start of the video

Word.

Abso-Muthafuckin-Lutely.

I don't have much to say right now. So I'll just give a brief update on my life. If you care read on, if not, close this page now and go do something productive with your life.

Likes:

-Method Man and Ghost

-Getting drunk while listening to George Thorogood

-Having great tattoo ideas

-Old homies coming over to visit right away

-The eS demo tomorrow.

-WAM is coming up and will be very fun

-The new AZ mixtape is off the hook

-Religious debates

-Work has been awesome and productive

-No ladies ruining my life

And now for alllll of my dislikes

-Rain

-The oncoming Fall

-Winter after Fall

-Forgetting to buy milk for my cereal

-Not being able to go skateboarding tonight

-This city is dull

-I still have to read 100 Bullets

-I have to wait so long to see season five of Lost

-I have to wait so long to see season five of the Office

-I have to wait so long to see season seven of Smallville

-We don't have cable so i won't really be able to watch these shows when they're on

-No ladies ruining my life..

That's it really.

Peace.

On the Box:

Johnny Cash, Neil Young and Willie Nelson playlist.

Lost- Season Four. Thanks Nate

Saturday night I drank far too much and for some reason I became inspired to write this little tidbit. The punctuation is terrible, the spelling is horrible and it barely makes sense. But I found it vaguely hilarious. 

I need to stop drinking. asap

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I hate religion. And I'm drunk as fuck. 

The drunk ramblings of TJ Morand. The sexiest motherfucker on the planet.

Life is weird. To think that there might be something else out there. Beyond this shitty planet that we inhabit. Beyond our plain, repetitive lives. To me that seems ridiculous. I used to think of death as a big process of dying and then our living souls travel up to some imaginary kingdom in the sky where everything and everyone is perfect. Now when I think of death all I can imagine is that we die. Our bodies rot in the ground and get infested with worms, spiders, maggots and dirt. How can a person make such a drastic change in their views on life and death? For me, it just happened. I realized the idea of a God was bullshit. 

The only reason religion and Gods were conceived were because the human race is scared. Scared that after we die then there is nothing more. No more friends, no more having a good time with the people we care about. It's just over. To me, that seems more realistic and imaginable than traveling into space to some palace where you could meet up with everyone "good" who has ever lived on this planet/plain of existence. And judging by how many billions upon billions upon billions of people who have lived on this planet over the past thousands of years, Heaven must be pretty fucking huge. If we haven't found this supposed "kingdom" by now. It must be the size of three or four Earths, give or take of course, then there is no possible fucking chance we ever will find it. Give up. 

I'm not trying to be one of those people who try to force their own beliefs on people. That's where christianity comes in. This is different. I'm just really drunk. Bored out of my fucking mind and writing down whatever the fuck comes to my head. Whilst only correcting my spelling and punctuation (to the best of my abilities of course).

I'm really only calling out christianity on this. Not Buddhism, Muslim, or anything else because I'm not very knowledgeable in any of those other religions. But I do know that Muslim is good in the way that it supports brotherhood and peace among ourselves. But either way. 

Whenvever anyone depicts the supposed "God" in their mind's eye, they all think of a good person. But he created a world where it is far from good. I'm sure for some it is amazing. But for others. It's the farthest thing from fine. What was the point in this "God" to make a world where he knew that nobody was going to be perfect. Where he knew that we would create diseases deadly enough to wipe out entire continents or wars vicious enough to destroy millions upon millions of lives. If He is as all-knowing and all-seeing as everyone thinks he is, could he not have seen this all coming and just stopped himsellf from creating this planet? Or just have brought the "second coming of Jesus" alot sooner. Like now-ish. To tell us how bad we're fucking up.  Apparently, God created everything. Which means he must have created AIDS. Cancer. Animal Abuse, Child Molestation, Everything bad on this planet was apparently created by God. But he loves us...

God made everyone. In his own specific design. Apparently. So when we fuck up, and do something stupid. When we "sin", then God gets angry. But why would he be mad. He knew what he was creating when he created us. Why couldn't he just make us all a perfect society. Look around. Pick up the news paper. Kids are getting their fucking heads cut off on busses while they're minding their own business, going home to see their family. If that's not a good way to prove there is no God. Then I don't know what the fuck else will convince someone. 

OH, another thing that is pissing me off. Is people who try and argue Creationism and Evolution. Is this debate still actually going on?

I've seen dinosaur bones. There is scientific fact that there were dinosaurs on this planet. Have I ever seen a woman get somehow constructed from my ribs? FUCK. NO.

I know i sound like an irrational prick right now. I don't care. There is no way a human being can be created from dust. Then you breath life into him through his nostrils and BAM he's awake, and an adult, ready to reproduce. Fuck that. 

The Bible is just one big Science Fiction Novel. Once I see proof that there is a God. Then I will retract everything I have ever said. Take a ten year vow of silence, join a church, and spend the rest of my life praising God.'Until then. christianity can jump in a lake. 

PS. Virgins cant get pregnant. 

PPS. I love drinking.

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Alright well that's all i wanted to share today. Now I'm gonna go watch Lost season four and catch the fuck up.